• Septbear [love/loves]
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    3 years ago

    Raging because we haven't completely succumb to american cultural hegemony is reactionary bullshit. We are different country with a differnt language to you.

  • MaxOS [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    “Can I get, uhhhh, #3 medium with a terf island lemonade?”

  • zeal0telite [he/him,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Visiting the US and being furious when I ask for chips and get a bag of crisps.

    I demand everything be the exact same everywhere.

  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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    3 years ago

    To be fair the server had a point, that won't have been sprite, it will have been schweppes - which is a completely different fizzy lemon drink. The more you know :centrist:

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I always have to ask when I'm in Europe if the water is normal or if it's that fizzy bubbly bullshit

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    In Finnish the colloquial word for soda is derived from the word for lemonade, so not only is Sprite lemonade but so are Coke and Mountain Dew

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Huh, weird. In spanish you can ask for a "lemon tea" and they will bring you lemonade at 70 °C, and you might want to say "this ain't tea, this is hot lemonade" but the waiter would reply "yeah you dumbfuck, keep practicing your spanish vocabulary and quit bitching about something this insignificant like OP in this post"

      • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Thinking about it some more, I think all soft drinks used to be just called "lemonade", like if you read the label on a bottle of say, pear soda it'd say päärynälimonadi before listing the ingredients. I think these days most companies have switched over to using the bullshit marketing term virvoitusjuoma "lit. refreshment drink" instead. Probably should just call it fizzy sugar water to be accurate. In colloquial usage, limu still lives on as a catch-all term for all soda though

        Speaking of "actual" lemonade, I think the average Finnish person's conception of the drink would be similar to the American version

        • RNAi [he/him]
          hexagon
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          3 years ago

          In Arg we call fizzy water "soda", and all sugary fizzy drinks "gaseosa" (literally "gaseous"/"fizzy"), but 10 years ago those CocaCola bastards invented "aguas saborizadas" ("flavored water") that is the same sugary liquid but without the gas so people were marketed to believe it was healthier despite being equally sugary you fucking idiot can't you see how sticky it is? Can't you see all the flies atracted to it? I'm not even asking you to read the fucking label of what you put inside your guts

            • RNAi [he/him]
              hexagon
              ·
              3 years ago

              It tastes actually worse, the fizzynes hides the excess sugaryness

      • RedCoat [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Why would that not just be apple juice, like every other fruit juice? I'll give you guys the lemonade one but calling apple juice cider is weird.

          • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            It's also frequently mulled and drank warm during the fall.

            It tastes at least as much like a bunch of spices as it does like apples.

            • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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              edit-2
              3 years ago

              All ciders I've had here (Appalachia) are alcoholic. There's a clear distinction between alcoholic and non-alcoholic ciders at the stores and most non-alcoholic ones have mulled recipes that call for rum and spices in them. Mainly because the state still controls liquor here and stores can't sell mulled cider with hard liquor in it (fermented ciders are okay though).

              The kid drink is called apple juice or just juice. Sometimes people call it cider when it's a holiday and it's in a punchbowl, but there's always the kids bowl and the adults bowl that's full of booze.

              • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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                3 years ago

                I live somewhere in the Midwest, and my biggest experience with cider for sure is the annual harvest festival my small city throws. There's normally a booth selling warm, non-alcoholic, spiced cider by the cup for charity.

                • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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                  3 years ago

                  Yeah, here all the protestants here do that for church events. Everyone still spikes it though and would not be confused that you said cider has booze in it.

          • OgdenTO [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            I'm pretty sure cider is fresh pressed apples, and apple juice is filtered cider.

        • MathVelazquez [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Pretty sure it's because of the prohibition. Apple farms were used mostly for hard cider pre-prohibition, so to compete they started making non-alcoholic cider. Prohibition ended and the term stayed.

        • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          i think it's allowed to be sold as cider if there's nothing added, whereas apple "juice" can and almost certainly does have sugar added. pretty much everything in the US sold as "juice" is like made from extracted concentrates, artificial flavoring and some cheaper, industrial sweetener like HFCS or whatever. i bet the cost of producing cider is like 10x what the cost of producing "juice" is in the US due to subsidies, price supports, and trade imbalances with sugar producing countries.

        • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          In the US, if you get apple juice, you're getting some shit that's been filtered and pasteurized all to hell. The cider is more, idk, natural?

        • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          If you really want to be confused, next time cider season comes around compare the ingredients of apple juice and cider (they're the same). Maybe different proportions?

            • PeludoPorFavor [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              i grew up in cider country and i was so upset when i moved abroad and could never find it.

              I would ask and literally show pictures to people and they would just tell me to get alcoholic cider...

              • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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                3 years ago

                Me too! I tried to explain hot spiced cider and a very nice friend actually made some for me as a surprise but used what I'd call apple juice and it was such a sad replacement for what I was craving, but it was such a kind gesture that I was just like, "oh yummy yummy, just what I was missing!"

                • PeludoPorFavor [he/him]
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                  3 years ago

                  that's really sweet. those little gestures are so nice, even if they're so horribly wrong LOL

                  • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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                    3 years ago

                    lol I know! It was so kind but at the same time kind of made me miss home more? Such a mix of good and bad feelings! But the kindness is the most important part, when you get right down to it.

  • RNAi [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    3 years ago

    I just wanted to mention the existence of orangeade

  • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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    edit-2
    3 years ago

    Question for Br*ts and aus*es:

    What do you get when you order lemonade with your Thai food? Sprite with basil in it?

    • TillieNeuen [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      In the US, lemonade isn't fizzy. It's just lemon, water, and sugar.

      • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Yeah, this is what I think of when I hear "lemonade" too- a fairly simple and unprocessed drink you can easily make at home

          • RNAi [he/him]
            hexagon
            ·
            3 years ago

            The absolute state of yanks

            • SerLava [he/him]
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              3 years ago

              Have you never had lemon juice water and sugar??

              • RNAi [he/him]
                hexagon
                ·
                3 years ago

                Wow, hold on, that's so revolutionary. Imma call it lemonjuiceade so we don't confuse it with our much beloved cornsyrupwith1%syntheticlemonflavorade

              • zeal0telite [he/him,they/them]
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                3 years ago

                Only yanks would pour nasty bitter juice into water and then add sugar to it to make it taste less bitter.

                • RNAi [he/him]
                  hexagon
                  ·
                  3 years ago

                  Wait until you find about sugary coffee

                    • RNAi [he/him]
                      hexagon
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                      3 years ago

                      My little nieces from my small town were all exited for going to fucking Starbucks cuz they are massive snobs as most people here and they asked each some 1 liter shit "ice cream mocca ultra luxe dulce de leche coffee" and FUCKING HELL THAT SHIT WAS DISGUSTING, after 2 minutes they were both nauseated from so much sugar and my cheap fat ass had to finish both drinks cuz those garbages were really expensive.

                      After that I punished them making them drink ristrettos, I love that horrendous tar.

                      • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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                        3 years ago

                        actual ice cream + coffee is a nice treat, but starbucks doesnt do that and their regular coffee is shiiiiiiiit. they serve a simulacrum of a decent artery-clogger

                • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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                  3 years ago

                  Hey, I can make it in my home and don't have to buy it from the shop. A bag of lemons is like $8 and makes a gallon or so of lemonade

                • RNAi [he/him]
                  hexagon
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                  3 years ago

                  I like putting mint and ginger too

                • SerLava [he/him]
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                  3 years ago

                  It's sour not bitter and it's the drink of the Gods. Holy shit you've never had lemonade that sucks

                • fuckwit [none/use name]
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                  3 years ago

                  Yanks make fun of British cooking, and then drink barely-sugared lemon water…

                  I see nothing wrong with it. British 'cooking' is trash and lemon water is great.

                  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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                    3 years ago

                    I'm crying for all the people in the world that think lemonade is sprite and not the easy to make from scratch delicious tangy sweetness that is lemonade.

                    Best part of it is that you can sweeten to taste and most lemonade still has less sugar than soda. Most of the flavor comes from the fresh lemon juice

      • RNAi [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        3 years ago

        I like making lemonade with fizzy water

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    I feel like I'm not American enough to understand this. What's the big deal? Sprite is lemonade isn't it?

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        No HFCS in British versions:

        Carbonated Water, Sugar, Citric Acid, Sweeteners (Acesulfame K, Aspartame), Acidity Regulator (Sodium Citrate), Natural Lemon and Lime Flavourings

        Water. Sugar. Lemon. It has some Lime I didn't know about, that's all. Still kinda a lemonade?

          • Awoo [she/her]
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            3 years ago

            I have never heard of lemonade purists before this day and it's supremely funny to me. I'm going to go drink a 7up now.

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              3 years ago

              They're two very different drinks. Home made non sprite lemonade, as in lemon juice from fresh lemons water and some sugar (I barely use any) tastes complexly different. I would suggest giving it a try if you can, it's damn good.

    • prismaTK
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      1 year ago

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    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      Sprite tastes mostly to lime, I really can't find the lemon taste in it.