https://www.reddit.com/r/energydrinks/comments/18dd1tm/does_making_energy_drinks_into_popsicles_lower/

pooh-wtf

  • CDommunist [she/her, love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    Hexbear deserves being dunked on for not making posts like this

    It's better than everybody talking about climate change making them want to die

    • GinAndJuche
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      1 year ago

      I’m pretty sure the mods would do something if we all started posting about shoving potentially unsafe objects in our asses.

      I’m not sure if that’s good or bad.

      • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        America's most under-memed president wonder-who-thats-for GARFIELD wonder-who-thats-for died from boofing related medical malpractice

        • GinAndJuche
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          1 year ago

          The surgeon also ate lunch while operating on him. Who can say which was a larger factor.

          • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            If it was lasagna I'd say it's a 70/30 split in favor of the lasagna fingers.

      • glans [it/its]
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        1 year ago

        the safety/danger of inserting an object into one's asshole depends sooooooooo very much on the recipient.

        how do the mods have the required information?

        • GinAndJuche
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          1 year ago

          Hmm, was anal circumference form not mandatory when you signed up or was that just me being singled out?

          • glans [it/its]
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            1 year ago

            iirc was given a choice between depth or width to prove "i am human". tbh idk recall which i provided or if it was even the real answer. but they change over time. do the mods keep a spreadsheet or what?

            • GinAndJuche
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              1 year ago

              Real talk tho, what are the actual dangers you initially referred to? I’m seriously considering doing this a joke because it would be very funny to boot the death lemonade.

                • GinAndJuche
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                  1 year ago

                  Does humor require an audience? Sometimes funny things are simply for their own sake. For example, I snorted a line ghost pepper once because it was a funny thing to do. Whether or not the people around me found it humorous wasn't the point.

        • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          They have bull testicles in them, at least that’s what my 6th grade buddy told me and I never researched and just believed

        • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          Serious answer is it depends. AFAIK there isn't really anything in the drinks themselves that's a problem, most of the crap in it is plant-derived; more-so the animal testing.

        • The_Grinch [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Google says taurine is no longer extracted from animal sources. It didn't come from testicles it used to come from bile.

          • voight [he/him, any]
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            1 year ago

            why is it even extracted? don't people just get amino acids from proteins? is it a chemical feedstock for making stuff?

            i know it as a sulfur containing word slapped on energy drinks that makes people stinky

      • glans [it/its]
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        1 year ago

        it is so funny you say that. because for some reason I imagined this vegan person I haven't seen in 10+ years as the guy in the story.

        • The_Grinch [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          At least 80% of MDs did meth in med school. This is a fact, and proves that meth is perfectly healthy.

  • Mindfury [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    this is the best reddit post in years, i cannot believe this has been classified as dunk tank material

    • glans [it/its]
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      1 year ago

      I am also confused. how does it meet any criteria?

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    Opening a caffeine capsule and putting the powder that was inside it on and underneath their tongue would've accomplished the exact same thing...

    They just wanted to stick something up their arse. More power to them.

  • P1d40n3 [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    This is posting excellence. Posting perfection. These are the posts that inspire us all.

    Do better, Hexbear.

  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Show

    I don't know how to to the 1984 calendar emoji

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Shoving an iced coffee up my butt and having an anime power-up transformation to become a commercial real estate broker.

    • Apolonio
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      edit-2
      1 year ago

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