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  • Rem [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    I never saw this in the past, this is fresh pain

    I'm glad she crushed Kavanagh, that would have been bad if he ended up on the Supreme Court.

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      I still remember when the libs said they were going to "burn it all down" if he got confirmed

      More like "down all the brunch"

      • Rem [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        Then repeated again if he got to pick RGB's replacement

      • star_wraith [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I used to think if abortion was made illegal on a national level, that would be one thing that would cause libs and a lot of other people to revolt (as it should). But I'm starting to think we're such docile cows, there would be a lot of anger but in the end we'd all just take it.

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          If the Texas abortion kerfuffle is any indication, there would be a dedicated writing campaign and a demand for money to try and argue it in court and that's about it

          • Bedulge [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            There will be a lot of very clever protest signs with funny slogans. Twitter posts about how this is exactly like when the death eaters attacked Hogwarts

        • SoyViking [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Liberals would take a full fascist takeover as long as the fascists filled out the correct forms and followed the correct legal procedures.

          • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            Sir, sir?! I'm gonna have to see some ID first before you shoot me in the face sir

        • Rem [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          We would ask for someone to do something, there would be a big march, which the government would ignore, then people would be out of ideas and go home. Tbh it might drive up the :vote: for the democrats tho.

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Making a Khaleesi reference after the Game of Thrones ending moves it from Girlboss (praise) to Girlboss (derogatory).

    “You’re just like the fictional character who got mad and did a wee bit of killing everyone”

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      the Game of Thrones ending moves

      They fucked that show up so hard it isn't even worth talking about. The bones of the plot at the end there were actually pretty good. Everyone was just who they'd always been, but on different soil. Maybe if D&D hadn't fucked up the screen-writing so hard, libs could have had a bit of an "Ah ha, maybe imperialism is bad, aktuly!" moment as a treat when Mother of Dragons decides to level a western city with the same zeal she employed in the east. Maybe the zombies could have been more than just zombies and the Starks could have been more than just Protagonists In Plot Armor and the story could have been more than just something we choose to forget about as soon as its over.

      But, like, nobody is comparing themselves to that show anymore because it sucked. If you need me, I'll be writing up a comparison between Kamala Harris and Elayne Trankard in anticipation of the new Wheel of Time TV Show.

      • YouKnowIt [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Man, I'm super looking forward to that show actually. Respect on Robert Jordan for having an exit plan for his life's work and for exploring what if men did original sin. Makes up for the offputting femdom vibes, absolutely cannot say the same for Terry Goodkind

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          3 years ago

          I never got Goodkind. His books were so obviously LotR rip offs. They all felt more or less the same. Everything was telegraphed.

          Just do R.A. Salvatore's Drizzit series if you're going to lean this hard on pulp fantasy. Or, hell, Raymond E. Feist deserves a TV deal by now, doesn't he?

          • YouKnowIt [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            I only got into to Goodkind because I was a horny preteen and I've never read Salvatore. But shit, you've unlocked my Raymond E Feist memories and that motherfucker should've definitely gotten a TV deal alongside Jordan. Maybe the first two books are too WoW-esque or something

      • Greenjacketguy [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        My favourite meme in Wheel of time is Elaine falling into a trap for the 100 th time or getting claped by other power wielders and then being told: "how brave and queenly she is".

        However, Kamala could also be Egwene, Just an unrepentant social climber, power-hungry with ambition and an Institutionalist. Maybe that describes hillary more

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          3 years ago

          Was Egwene a climber? I thought that was more Mat. Honestly, Egwene just looked like she was getting dragged from one plot point to another against her will.

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Are American liberals uniquely diseased or are there like Brits on Twitter writing embarrassing Keir Starmer fan fiction

    • steve5487 [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      Hey do you want to know a weird Keir Starmer fact he is the first labour leader to have been a member of a marxist group dedicated to the overthrow of the British state specifically he was in the International Revolutionary Marxist Tendency.

      It's really weird that he's the way he is now

  • Kanna [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    This took long enough to write that any rational person would have stopped and deleted halfway through. Y I K E S

  • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    These guys had/have a Khive girlfriend and are stuntin' right?

    Right?

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    KAVANAUGH IS KILLING ROE V WADE RIGHT NOW BBBBBBBRRRRUUUUUUHHHHHH

  • Luddites4Christ [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    of house Harris

    Don’t you dare claim the legacy of her actually good dad.

    first of her name

    No she’s not, that’s dumb.

    queen of the ticket

    More like “was only acceptable option available to Biden once Amy “The Klob” Klobuchar facilitated those murderers.

    Daughter of immigrants

    Technically true, but also more appropriate would be “jailer of daughters of immigrants”

    mother of dragons

    No

    breaker of tropes

    ????? Ah yes the classic trope that a black woman cant be cringe and extremely uncool

    crusher of Kavanaugh

    Yeah wouldn’t it be awful if he was one of the youngest SC judges so we had him for decades to come

    bitchsmacker of barr

    I don’t even know what this is, get better accomplishments

    shellacker of Limbaugh

    This is stealing valor from the cancer that did the job sweety

    Khaleesi of the oak-land

    Finally! Something that’s actually true. She is absolutely the queen mother or whatever the fuck of that cesspit of a county filled with some of the most wretched cretins to grace this earth.

  • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I wonder if anyone has any remorse about naming their kid Khaleesi or any of the rest of the wierd Danarys worship after Game of Thrones made her murderous tyrant.

  • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Lol, of the three people named only Rush Limbaugh had any kind of comeuppance, and that was entirely becuase of processed meat and cigars, no Kamala.