Even if it's not covid and really just a cold at his age...
Then the 22nd Amendment is overturned, Hillary becomes President for Life. Bill is the VP. The Senate is 100 clones of Al Gore and the House is 435 clones of Tipper Gore. The Speaker of the House is Tim Kaine. Every cabinet Secretary is John Kerry. Over time, each and every person you know will become John Kerry. The only words we will be able to say are "I'm John Kerry, reporting for duty." You will be assimilated. You will report for duty. You will be With Her. Vote for Hillary.
Its like that scene from Being John Malkovich, but its John Kerry. "Kerry? Kerry, kerry kerry."
You folks are sleeping on this quote in the article "I have a 1 and a half year old grandson who loves kissing his grandpa, he loves kissin, anyway"
My usual strat of not reading the article almost saved me from this cursed line
Even funnier imo,
“I am OK. I have a test every day to see, a COVID test. I’ve been checking for all the strands. What I have is a 1 1/2-year-old grandson who had a cold, who likes to kiss his pop. And he’s been kissing ... anyway,” the president said when asked if he was OK. “But it’s just a cold.”
Biden’s young grandson is the child of Hunter Biden and is named Beau Biden, after the president's late son.
I personally default to assuming “pops” means “dad” rather than “grandpa”. So to me it just naturally reads like he’s saying his grandson kissed hunter Biden, thus transferring hunter’s “cooties” (“And he’s been kissing) which is incredibly funny
I have no idea what joe Biden actually means because he’s a cool folksy soul of America (extremely racist) grandpa so he just talks funny, naturally
Not getting my hopes up on this one, I learned with Trump.
If it's just a cold I imagine it'd be easy to take care of him. He's probably in better health than Trump I'd imagine. Trump is lucky to be alive lol
To this day I cannot believe he got covid and recovered in like 1 day.
At least Boris looked like he was in agony for a week or so
Joe Biden harvests his adrenochrome himself by making children feel scared by being a weird old man.
Soon begins the 10-year term of the Kamala Harris administration.
(At least I think that’s the fantasy of a concerted group of DNC ghouls.)
She wouldn't be eligible to run a third time if she takes the office prior to like mid January 2023.
I’m sure the life support systems have already been installed at the White House. If anyone asks Biden is taking a nap.
Soon begins the
1011-year term of the Kamala Harris administration.lmao at the thought of her being "acting" President for a full year because they won't admit Biden died.
A thousand souls would be sacrificed every day to keep him alive.
They will simply leave the office vacant for 2 years in order to minmax their time in power. Well the republicans would, dems don't have the nerve obviously.
(At least I think that’s the fantasy of a concerted group of DNC ghouls.)
Imagine how isolated from reality you have to be to remotely believe in this.
president kamala. vice president petey b. future's looking bright
Licking every doorknob at the anime convention then coming back and spitting in my boss’s metamucil
No no no you gotta get close to every sweaty unwashed weebhog mouthbreathing heavily over some kind of weeb mouse pad with boobs on it to catch the con flu.
hey don't hog all the 'mucil
launches loogie into your boss's metamucil from across the room somehow
Honestly, it's probably just a cold. The previous years have taught me to expect the most boring outcome.
Bad shit happens constantly, and good stuff only rarely, but never wacky stuff. Unless it's some techbro's newest scam like NFTs or the Metaverse
People are panicking over what is really the nu virus, always expect wacky
