Stars are spheres

Planets are spheres

Atoms are spheres

Butts? Well, those are just two spheres.

Why so many spheres?

Makes you think.

Edit: Fuck I made an orb pondering meme without even trying

    • cosecantphi [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      yeah well explain GALAXIES

      those look like disks to me, but I don't know maybe I'm just not an expert in big shapes like you are

      • AncomCosmonaut [he/him,any]
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        3 years ago

        A lot of galaxies are spherical. Roughly, so - they're called elliptical galaxies. And while it's pretty complicated, as you might imagine, galaxies tend to become elliptical, as galaxies grow via cannibalization. And even disc-like spiral galaxies are still spherical when you consider the dark matter, which is every bit as much a part of a given galaxy as its stars are.

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Galaxies wants to be spherical but the giant invisible hand of the free market keeps pressing them flat.

        • AncomCosmonaut [he/him,any]
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          3 years ago

          Well, that can be said of just about anything, depending on what scale you're looking at it from.

            • AncomCosmonaut [he/him,any]
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              3 years ago

              Ok, then saying "it’s not one big object it’s lots of objects so it behaves differently" can literally apply to anything. You can say that about a galaxy, a star system, a planet, a rock, a person, a cell, even an atom. So no offense, but the above is a non-answer. (Unless you were just joking, in which case, apologies for missing it).

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Maximum volume, minimal surface area.

    You're getting the most ass mass per sqr cm of ass skin

    • cawsby [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      What is the most perfect non-quantum sphere?

      The surface of a neutron star slowed down after it has pulsed its last pulse seems a likely candidate. We know of a few thousand neutron stars and yet we estimate there are 200-300 million out there in the Milky Way. When they stop spinning they become practically invisible until they start feeding on something.

        • cawsby [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Neutrons still decay on the surface of all but the absolute largest of neutron stars, so that would perturb the sphericalness a bit. I have no idea how much energy is being released at the surface of a black hole's event horizon in the form of virtual particles comparatively.

          Bit beyond my ken.

          • Wheaties [she/her]
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            3 years ago

            I think it's exceptionally small. Waiting for a black hole to fizzle out from Hawking radiation is projected to take longer even than the heat- life & death of the universe

      • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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        3 years ago

        This thing's a pretty good sphere: https://www.nist.gov/si-redefinition/kilogram/kilogram-silicon-spheres-and-international-avogadro-project

  • Saleriy [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Stars are technically just gas giant planets that got too big.

    Atoms aren't really spheres, it's hard to even explain their shape.

    • cawsby [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Not even the elementary particles are perfect spheres, nor can they be. They all are part of a single force separated only because of how cool the universe became.

      The electron is the most spherical of the elementary particles; however, the electroweak force combines electromagnetism and the weak force. During the electroweak epoch - before EM and the Weak force separated - the electron did not exist. Don't believe we have even mapped the physics at that temperature 10^25 Kelvin which is double CERN's record at the LHC.

      • LibsEatPoop [any]
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        3 years ago

        bruh you have some books you can rec to read up about this?

        • cawsby [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          I always search for course notes when I want an overview, try this:

          https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cosmology+notes&t=vivaldi&ia=web

    • ImSoOCD [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Once you get down to that size, the concept of a concrete barrier between area taken up by a thing and area not taken up by that thing kind of breaks down, doesn’t it?

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        There's just a bunch of overlapping fields and atoms are just interference patterns that form on those fields

        Or maybe tiny vibrating strings

  • Owl [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Congratulations on this realization. Here's your complementary physics degree.

  • bananon [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Everything is an orb, and we must ponder everything

  • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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    3 years ago

    This is ten thousand (:10000-com:) times more coherent and accurate and deep than the Lorenz curve post.

  • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Spheres are the optimal three-dimensional shape, and the most beautiful. I realized this once while tripping really hard on mushrooms.

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    the universe is a sphere but most galaxies are discs (warning: pondering this may be dangerous to the untrained)