https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1alupzp/joe_biden_is_currently_losing_the_election/

Gotta say. I'm looking at Michigan and seeing him down 1.8% to Trump and all I can think is "Where could you find 1.8% of the vote in Michigan, I wonder?" Ah well. Only real solution is be more bipartisan with Fascists, I guess.

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    I'll have to grant them this. Biden executing Trump WOULD be insanely funny. Complete spineless garbage his entire presidency, then does the ballsiest move since the assassination of Caesar.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    9 months ago

    I'm sure the comment saying Biden can kill Trump isn't against the reddit terms of service even though saying slaves can kill slaveowners is.

    • bigboopballs [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      I got perma-banned for saying that boomers should hurry up and die already.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    This is what these people think is funny and it sounds exactly like us making fun of them trying to sound funny.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    what if epic grandpa said 'mr trump your fired sir'. maybe that'd get headlines instead of this whole genocide thing for a while.

  • GrumpigPoopBalls [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    where could you find 1.8% of the vote in Michigan, I wonder?

    don't worry, liberals on reddit-logo told me that Arab-Americans are only 2% of voters in Michigan so Biden can afford to alienate them

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    9 months ago

    Am I wrongin thinking we need to leak tapes of Biden calling Trump a sick fuck to boost numbers

    lmao why would that move the needle in any direction?

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      They think the public perception of Biden is that he's woke incarnate, he's weak, and he's too nice. That's always what liberals think their own problem is, that they're too nice. It's often why Democrats will do a sudden show of force shortly after office. Like Clinton's crime bill or Obama overthrowing Libya

      • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        Which is funny because Biden comes off as a total asshole and constantly hostile. Where does this “nice guy Biden” meme come from anyway, the dude has yelled and jabbed his finger and been thrown more insults than any other politician in the US. The dude is constantly yelling at people calling them “fat” and “dog faced pony soldier” and beating his fist on the table calling for more Israeli funding.

        When the average Brandon hating American imagines Biden they don’t see a pleasant kind old man. They see a belligerent and senile one.

        • Mardoniush [she/her]
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          9 months ago

          I think there's a shred of recognition here. They realise that a lack of any radical policy and ideology cripple them, but since they can't have that, they think performance of radicalism will help.

    • CommunistCuddlefish [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      Liberal thought process: HRC lost because she was too civil and appeared weak compared to Trump's incivility. Therefore if Genocide Joe Dark Brandon appears incivil he can achieved 'based status', as the zoomers say, and get votes from the portion of the electorate who only wishes to vote for a strong man who will create good times

    • GarfGirl
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      9 months ago

      leak Biden saying "I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck (whoop!) I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck I like my dick sucked, I'll buy you a sick truck I'll buy you some new tits, I'll get you that nip-tuck How you start a family? The condom slipped up I'm a sick fuck, I'm inappropriate I like hearin' stories, I like that ho shit I wanna hear mo' shit, I like the ho shit Send me some mo' shit, you triflin' ho bitch (bitch, bitch, bitch) You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it) You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it (I love it)" and they might have a chance

  • has_com [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    “we need to leak tapes of Biden calling Trump a sick fuck”

    How about he just says that?? Trumps said much worse proudly and publicly and theyre fantasizing over Biden giving this vanilla ass clap back in private.

    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      Also that wouldn’t matter at all and nobody would think it’s cool

      “What if we spread a rumor that Biden called Trump a poopyhead and shitlord”

  • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    I just think it is incredibly funny to think that "maybe we need to leak tapes of our presidential candidate saying that his opponent is not a good person" is some wild new election strategy.

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    heartbreaking doing any of these would be extremely funny and probably more effective than what they're currently doing

  • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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    9 months ago

    New Phenomenon: Liberal-Tankism. When you do Marxism-Leninism but in the name preserving the status quo!

    (actually it's just fascism)

    • TrudeauCastroson [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      I thought liberal tankism is when you support tanks rolling in on parliament to uphold the drunkard you picked to head the state that used to be your ideological enemy.

      • Raebxeh
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        9 months ago

        This one’s got legs. Could be a Hexbearism within a week

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    9 months ago

    Hold on, let them cook. They want to move the Overton window to "French Revolution," let them normalise political violence for people other than the fascists who are already all doing it all the time. That civility shit is one of the largest stopping blocks for anything cool happening in the imperial core.

    • Mardoniush [she/her]
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      9 months ago

      I for one would love for Liberals to actually fucking live up to the ideals of Robespierre just fucking once.

  • Wakmrow [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    "And I do narrowly agree that it would be helpful if people who care deeply about the climate and Palestine would stop criticizing the candidate who is better on their issues and instead criticize his opponent. But there’s very little evidence that “people who would prefer it if Joe Biden were more left-wing” is a large block of people or that defections from this group are a serious problem."

    From the article itself lol.

    "most likely, I think, a communications strategy that involves a stronger presence of Joe Biden and other members of his administration in the media, delivering messages precision-targeted at crossover voters."

    Going after those Trump voters my God this is what radicalized me. Trying the same stupid strategy decade after decade and consistently eating shit.

    • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      But there’s very little evidence that “people who would prefer it if Joe Biden were more left-wing” is a large block of people or that defections from this group are a serious problem."

      51% of 2020 Biden voters think Biden is committing genocide. These people are fucking delusional, and it's their fault we're gonna get another Trump term.

    • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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      9 months ago

      The problem with going after those voters isn't that you can't sway them, clearly you can, the problem is that anything and anyone can sway them at any time for any random reason because people who switch between Trump and Biden are complete morons who do not operate on normal people calculus.

  • edge [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    We nominate an heir. All hail president Hunter.

    The irony of them saying this when Hillary was handed the 2016 nomination in 2008 when she dropped out, and after she failed Dementia Joe was propped up.