he made a joke about will's wife being bald
america entering full goblin mode
thank you for the scrumptious morsel of spectacle, Demiurge
edit: he fuckin won lol
All those Podcasters predicting that will Smith wouldn't punch Chris Rock despite state department intel are going to be sooooo embarrassed
Fuckin Nate Silverman had it at a 0% chance but claims he called it because he gave a +/- 3% margin of error, and it did happen.
People saying its not cool but I enjoy wealthy people fighting each other
competing for profit taken to a new level
acquisitions and layoffs are a fight to the death by ceos to soften the blow to the workers lmao
And then decided Zelenskyy was too pathetic and harmless and felt sorry for him, so they leave him a tip and a note saying "Hang in there bud, we believe in you!"
fresh theory: Zelensky wasn't there so Sean Penn added the shitty joke to Chris Rock's teleprompter in order to ruin everyone's night, like he'd promised
Oh, it's so terrible your country is being invaded! So we want to put your president in our local television awards, won't that nice?
homie G, homie Z,
with his missiles he make it rain
now he referees celebrities,
so put a bullet in putin's brain!we really need an emote of that dude, it was a literal whitest-kids-u-know moment
Also have to say, slapping a millionaire across the face on live television & then winning the award for Best Actor is such a gigachad moment. It really does hurt to see someone else living your dream.
Will Smith has always been living the dream. Great singer, great actor, supermodel good looks... I'm jealous as hell.
Whoo!
Ha-ha!
I respect women when I'm on a date
I take 'em to the park or maybe a museum
And I only try to kiss 'em if they're ready
Wipe your shoes on the mat when you come in the house
Someone just cleaned that floor
Whoo-hoo!
Say what, what?
Ha-ha!
It might have been a quote from one of Eminem's songs (that's the first half of the line, the other half is "yeah well I do, so F him and F you too").
walk up on stage and slap the presenter
everybody laughs, thinks it's a bit
yell "Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth" on live TV
host tries to play it off while everyone goes silent
yell it again louderyeah, the hit kinda sucked, but still pretty rad
you're not detecting any cultural differences between bald men and bald women?
women are likely to be 100 times more insecure about that and men are even insecure about it to begin with
that's probably the exact same thing, definitely no difference between the two
I guess don't joke about bald men when their partner can slap the silly out of your mouth?
:shrug-outta-hecks:
Jada is suffering from an auto immune disease and that's why she lost hair. Will Smith is perfectly within his right to slap Chris Rock for that extremely tasteless joke. I would have punch him multiple times.
Oh, yeah, that's a good reason to be that upset then. If it was just a haircut choice then, it's tasteless and mean but not worth hitting someone about, that makes a big difference.
im pretty sure id have a heart attack from how much i loved my SO if that happened
I am fine with even the tiniest excuse to deck a rich person. They farted in your vicinity? That's a paddlin
Difficult to tell really, I guess it depends on the motivation as it could equally be sticking up for a loved one which is a good thing to do - even if maybe clocking someone wasn't the best way to go about it.
It’s literally this lol. I mean I don’t care either way cause it was just funny and none of them will ever give a shit about what any of us think. But this is literally no different than starting school fights because someone said your mom was fat. Hell, many of the kids I knew would try to fight you if you simply said “your [family member]” before you could finish your sentence
This was definitely a thing at my school! Just saying someone's parents first name was taken as an insult. I didn't understand this at all when I transferred there so it washed over me.
You would punch someone for making a tasteless joke?
You know you can just like walk away, right?
Because he made a joke about her bald head? If anything it was Regina Hall’s joke that could be seen as ‘sexist’ because it implied Will’s wife had him on a leash lol
Was this at the beginning? Because all I’m seeing is him saying she looked like GI Jan. He made a joke about a different couple being nominated on the same night if that’s what you mean. I didn’t watch the whole thing so might’ve missed it. But even then he clearly didn’t slap him over jokes about her career
But that’s the relevant part. You’re justifying slapping a man because of something he said at the beginning of the show?
Yeah... he was saying that the other couple is wishing will smith wins so they don’t have to fight about the winner.
Are you saying Chris Rock was joking about her career because he said the couple wished Will won and not Jada? Even though she’s not the one being nominated?
"ironic" nazis making "dark humor" jokes deserve to be hit
There are plenty of cases where it's good to hit people for their jokes
I replied before I really finished it. I just meant that sometimes people deserve to be hit for being shit heads with their "jokes"
And yes I believe this is one. Making jokes about someone's appearance on live television without being their best friend is pretty damn rude
I think that makes it really tasteless and rude but i don't see what slapping him accomplished. Chris Rock will probably be joking about this forever so it definitely won't stop the jokes
Honestly I really doubt he would have made another joke about her disease slap or not. Why would he.
If it involved my partner's auto immune disease that might be enough. That's probably a pretty touchy subject
If someone goes up to me and says "haha your mother is dying from MS" I'd fucking stab them
Yeah I mean it's one of those cases where yeah, there might have been a better way to handle it but I also completely do not blame him in the least for punching him.
the virgin "Ricky Gervais whinges about trans kids" Golden Globes vs the chad "Will Smith fights Chris Rock on stage live on air" Oscars
He might talk about how god isnt real, or about how hard it is to be a comedian
This was infinitely better than Reddit Gervais’ lame ass Epstein jokes. People acted like he exposed everyone at the risk of his career but he’s still part of their circles lol
Lol it's funny that people on Twitter and reddit are pretending that never in history before the present have people hit other people over an insult to themselves or loved ones. Mfer, it used to be legal to duel people to the death over personal insults.
Few things that are within the realm of plausible (billionaires have easily wounded egos, so this doesn't seem that impossible) would make me happier than oligarchs killing each other in duels after heated Twitter moments. :sicko-beaming: :yes-hahaha-yes-l:
oligarchs killing each other in duels after heated Twitter moments
let's get to lathing
It seems like only bad or silly things come out of the lathe. :deeper-sadness:
Maybe we can twist the dueling thing until it's silly enough to happen! :sicko-yes: :yes-hahaha-yes-l:
They have a whole musical about one of the founding fathers who got shot to death over petty squabbles lol
The comments all like "OMG PC POLICE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! ASSULT!" and "Will thought it was funny until his wife gave a look, it's her fault" remind me why I never go on twitter
"Lol, your wife bald" isn't even a funny joke and would have gotten you more than a slap not long ago.
now i want to see someone do it to the next comic to make some shitty anti-trans joke.
Everyone is blaming his wife on reddit lol, so many comments
"Will was laughing until he saw his wife wasn't that when he realized he had to do something"
Men can't be emotional but women are and because they're all part of the bene gesserit you have to feel sympathy for Will when he was basically commanded to assault someone; he basically had no choice
On this site we stan one and only one comedian :joker-dancing:
This is his punchline :fuckin-deserve:
Ingenuine just thought she was in GI Jane cause I've never seen that movie.
Will Smith (Gryffindor) just fuckin decked Chris Rock (Slytherin) on camera at the oscars lol
Zelensky called Putin to congratulate him on being casted as Walter White in the Russian remake of Breaking Bad
Libs on Twitter are being really serious about it. Some Washington media ghoul is like trying to make a story out of a joke that Jamal Bowman's social media intern made on his account, lol. Of course they all also want you to know that a slap is assault and battery.
Of course they all also want you to know that a slap is assault and battery.
This is the funniest thing about USAmericans to me. They're all supposedly very rugged individuals who would totally definitely fuck you up in hand to hand combat, but they'll also call 911 on you for looking at them wrong.
The single funniest Moogle moment in FFXIV is when an especially difficult Moogle can be slapped for being really annoying, and actually says that, followed by a "Kupo."
they all also want you to know that a slap is assault and battery
the extent to which all of these people are bloodless nerds cannot be overstressed
There's gonna be racism, but not nearly as much misogyny. Still though, it's gonna be ugly
i made the mistake of looking on :reddit-logo: about this
there is a shitload of misogyny
You warned us, and I still checked the thread.
Why do I keep doing this to myself?
People wanna like Chris rock and will Smith, ofc the takeaway will be misogyny
Im not here to comment on whether it was staged or not, I simply believe that more comedians should be slapped for the shit they say. This moment has filled me with hope for a brighter future
Chris rock is pretty shitty and should get called out more. Defending Louis CK, hosting the Oscar’s during the oscarssowhite boycott, consistently churning out some of the most anti-black comedy in the last 30 years.
And what does :reddit-logo: say? They love Rock of course, mostly insulting Will Smith for being c*cked by his wife in what is ostensibly an open marriage.
The :reddit-logo: position also seems to be "Chris Rock was hit for just doing his job!" and "Jada is a bad person so its ok to make fun of her for being bald." Annoying ass website.
