You silly Americans and your obsession with fascist Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Just like the Ak-47 this art will crush you like the Vietnamese speaking trees.

Edit: video didn't post here is a better one anyway https://youtu.be/K_c3Py7lXqM

  • SchillMenaker [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    This is what Cake was talking about when they wrote short skirt long jacket.

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Sambo is good. From what I understand, there's a lot of work on stand up which is cool, and of work on leg locks. These are some of my favorite things. Sambo, in my experience, is more rare than BJJ or Judo, so I urge anyone who wants to learn grappling to not turn your nose up at a school because it's not sambo. The gi top and shorts are reactionary anyway don't @ me

    • OptimusPrimeRib [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Yeah I really wish sambo was more prominent here in the u.s but because of the cold war and not having aggressive marketing campaign/slimey Gracie family business practices it's only in a few states (florida, texas, california, Louisiana, new York).

      • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        I don't like the Gracie family either. I think BJJ is plenty effective for grappling though. I think, when you're able to spar and compete at high intensity with a small chance of injury, you end up with sick ass martial arts. And grappling is just that - be it BJJ, Judo, wrestling, or Sambo

        • OptimusPrimeRib [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          I like bjj but butt scooching needs to be put on the back burner for white and two stripe blue belts but I guess that's just how it Is for schools who heavily compete at ibjjf tournaments.

    • OptimusPrimeRib [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      The gi top and shorts are reactionary anyway don’t @ me

      Well what are you going to do if a sweaty man in his underwear and bathrobe come and attack you in the middle of the night? You can't berimbolo your way out of that one lib.

  • Bifbojones [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Fuck I wish anyplace near me taught this I just gotta be stuck with BJJ and judo

  • quartz242 [she/her]M
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    4 years ago

    This is badass thank you! I'm a big fan of muai thai and escrima. This is the grappling of the people!

  • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I love Sambo. It's got the pace and flow of wrestling with the big jacket throws of judo. It's fun as hell to watch and just as good for self defense. Just look at Khabib, I mean, fuck.

    Sanda is also dope. It's another socialist state created martial art that mixes kickboxing with he standup half of wrestling. Which makes it have the highest volume of throws for any martial art and is imo the most spectator friendly combat sport. It also does the king fu movie thing where people fight on a raised platform and get points for throwing each other off it.