https://nitter.net/AlphaMasculini1/status/1527056029351043072?t=_XzCtDaeF4dju7pOvNwHwg&s=19

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The point is women are easily stimulated and aroused through almost any part of their body

    this man read a hentai comic and thought it was an accurate depiction of female anatomy.

    • Foolio [any]
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      2 years ago

      Dude heard about "multiple orgasms" and flew into a jealous rage.

    • Steve2 [any]
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      2 years ago

      I've definitely had an annoying boner because of the rumbling of a diesel bus in my ass lol.

      • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I've heard of large insertables but fitting a whole bus in your ass is impressive.

    • VeganTendies [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I shit you not, this is an actual law in SAUDI ARABIA about bikes.

      "The left is violent" screeches ISIS and neo-nazis.

      Sometimes, I can't blame Quebec for being dickish about their secularism.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      2 years ago

      Not even. He read the Book of Hosea and called the entire subject a wrap.

  • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    This guy really thinks women are riding around on their bicycles literally just cumming nonstop.

    Once again the chuds imagine a world I'd much rather live in.

  • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    lmao it just got deleted for violating twitter's rules

    i actually didn't realize weird misogynist pseudoscience was against twitter's rules. that's probably a good thing, but this was too funny to remove. :(

    • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      They only ever remove the funny dunkable stuff like Trump and this, and leave the subtle insidious rot

      • Nakoichi [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        https://nitter.net/AlphaMasculini1 It's still here

        Nope just kidding only the one about being jealous of a horse lol

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I'm not sure if it is, Twitter sometimes removes stuff if there's just enough reports. The unwritten policy of "shut up leave me alone I don't care".

  • supergremlin [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    women shouldn't ride bikes because their tiddies will get caught in the spokes

  • Trouble [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Lmao that thumbnail. "Women need to go back to 1600, but my ability to conceptualize women as people has been destroyed by porn so my idea of what that would look like is still completely cum brained"

        • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          Corsets were used for back support (cause skirts were heavy)

          I'm confused about this one; I don't know how the load of wearing a skirt, even if it were made out of a wrought-iron cage, would end up getting distributed onto the mid-back.

          • Ideology [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            I mean, I can feel the weirdness of a new weight distribution just wearing a fannypack. Old skirts were made of thick material with multiple layers, and crinolines/hoops kept all that heavy stuff off your legs so you could walk freely. Outer skirt layers were then worn outside the corset so they sat on all the scaffolding and not directly on your body. Bone-inlaid corsets could also be used like backbraces for heavy work, which is why poor women in some periods would wear them at their jobs and not just at home.

            Also tightlacing was not the norm. Most corset wearers now tightlace because they want to achieve a specific aesthetic rather than use it functionally.

            Correct

            Correct

            Bad

            • SadStruggle92 [none/use name]
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              2 years ago

              Old skirts were made of thick material with multiple layers, and crinolines/hoops kept all that heavy stuff off your legs so you could walk freely. Outer skirt layers were then worn outside the corset so they sat on all the scaffolding and not directly on your body.

              I understand that, what I'm gettin at is, I don't understand how that would end up interacting with the areas of the back that the corset would be supporting ( basically T7-L3 on this chart going by the sources you gave me), since all that weight would be anchored at the top of the hip-bone. I'm just not seeing how the mechanics of it line up.

              Bone-inlaid corsets could also be used like backbraces for heavy work, which is why poor women in some periods would wear them at their jobs and not just at home.

              This part though makes more sense to me, as that's kinda how belts work. They're supposed to assist in keeping the spine in a neutral position when picking heavy things up off the ground; although belts aim to achieve this by making it easier for the lifter to generate intra-abdominal pressure in order to maintain a stable posture, whereas the corsets seem to just use hardpoints to both carry load directly, and to force the wearer to maintain a specific posture.

              • Ideology [she/her]
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                2 years ago

                Bear in mind the more functional ones also had shoulder straps, so they were more like a harness. Strapless corsets and bustiers were more used by people whose job was to sit on fancy couches.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine being insecure about the sexual competition from a bicycle.

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Laughing my ass off imagining a woman red faced with shaky knees getting off her bike after her morning ride to work. Also at the sentence “It is weird and disgusting.” referring to women riding bikes. Dog wtf have you ever seen a person on a bicycle what the fuck are they talking about

    • OneBillionRubyWasps [he/him,comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      I've been reading this tome that's been historically used by clergy to pacify the peasantry, and the top 3 recurring themes are:

      1. Give your lord the grain

      2. Responsibility (to give your lord the grain)

      3. Providing for your family so that they too may one day give your lord the grain

      • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Ah yes, the consequences of not following those are pretty dire. You'll end up in the oubliette, they say.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Err, interesting choice of photo. Idk if it'll convince the average man of the thesis.

  • Tapirs10 [undecided,she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Weird chud shit aside, bikes or bicycles? Isn't that literally the same thing? Truly big brain moments here.

      • justjoshint [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        definitely not universal but that has to be the distinction here

        i always hear bike for bicycle but i guess i don't know anyone with a motorcycle anyways

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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      2 years ago

      Good catch.

      Truly a "the black ram is tupping your white ewe" framework.

  • VeganTendies [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I'm sorry, why was I supposed to hate Muslims again? Something about them treating women horribly?

    But yeah, Castlevania's Dracula did nothing wrong.