gonna open an AroAce theatre where I fast forward through all of the romantic subplots to get to the good stuff and instantly cancel (worse than death) anyone who complains
Sorry for the inconvenience :ace-heart:
That sounds like an actual good idea that would be great for aromantic/asexual people.
Imagine trying to watch Mask of Zorro with all the sexiness cut out. Basically just a bunch of people shouting over explosions. No shirtless Anthony Hopkins whipping candles. No sweaty men pressed against each other's sword blades. Every single scene with Catherine Zeta Jones would have to include giant black censorship bars. What a waste.
I'm aroace but I love (lol) MLM romance stories. Gay webcomics (heartstopper, always raining here, Peanut Soup, etc.) are my guilty pleasure. Granted, characters don't kiss much because it's usually written for teens.
No straight shit, tho.
Ok but imagine you had no idea there was a same sex kiss scene in this movie and it suddenly starts fast forwarding through it and you now have no context but you THINK you saw buzz lightyear have a little same sex smooch.
Honestly I'm just going to start saying there were gay kisses in blockbuster movies from like 30 years ago just to fuck with people.
An art installation and it's a theater or collection of movies but all of the heterosexual romance is cut out.
Watch a Disney movie in all of fifteen minutes.
Funny enough that's actually a plot point in the widely-lauded Italian film "Cinema Paradiso"
The local priest owns the cinema and has all the displays of romance cut out of the films they show.
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Salvatore comes back to Rome, watches Alfredo's reel and discovers it comprises all the romantic scenes that the priest had ordered Alfredo to cut from the movies; Alfredo had spliced the sequences together to form a single unreduced film of aching desire and lustful frenzy
:bonk:
“Attention Parents: The management of this theater discovered after booking “Lightyear” there is a same-sex kissing scene within the first 30 minutes of the Pixar movie.
We’re rewinding that shit, we’re pausing, we’re cheering, clear your schedule.”
fuck off no there isn't. i don't believe that. i bet they have some background alien characters cuddle and people just assumed they're both boy aliens. disney does this shit every 6 months like clockwork.
This is what they freak out about and not the horrifying sterile grubhub-ass art ztyle?
i will not pay money to see this movie. i will continue to assume it sucks.
but this is cute and i am not immune to propaganda.
Yes, God is going to kill us all because the gays have sinned and tarnished humanity by touching their plump sexy lips together. Sad!
i meant more in the sense that there are going to be pogroms soon, but that's a good point
My dad used to do this when we watched Legend of Zorro during the scene where he cuts off the dress from Catherine Zeta-Jones. He eventually put a piece of tape on the VHS on that section so the tracking would go nuts and static
Edit: mask of zorro
I don't really remember that scene at all. Does her dress go from floor length to roughly a mini skirt? I don't even remember giving a damn.
https://youtu.be/bw7GnKjkThQ
It goes from covering her chest to not covering her chest actually. One of the best parts of the movie tbh, good chemistry.
They must think that gay sex is so hot that if people become aware that it exists, they will turn gay instantly.
Ok, but you resume playing at normal speed once they're done with the foreplay, right?
I thought they made buzz light-year kiss a dude or something, which would be hilarious, but no it's just some other characters
