• machinegobrrrr [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    He probably views himself as modern day Genghis khan

    I really hope that he dies in infamy and no one proudly claims his ancestry 200 yrs from now

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        1 year ago

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        • Thomas_Dankara [any,comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Jesus why not just wear a fucking condom.

          the south african colonizer feels that it his duty to make more hwite bebes

        • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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          2 years ago

          chronic inability to comprehend that his actions have consequences for other people. I'm not an anti-natalist except for rich people. his partners are blinded by his power and believe him when he says he'll stick around. really basic fuckboy shit.

        • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Tesla(TM) brand morning after pills whose side effects may include, but are not limited to: spontaneous human combustion, explosions, persistent flames that cannot be extinguished with water, headaches, nausea, and sudden loss of Dogecoin value.

    • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      having kids is easy when you can pay people to do all the hard work for you and youre a man who cant get pregnant.

    • POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      All of his kids except these ones were conceived via IVF. Someone on :reddit-logo: pointed out that it's probably for sex selection reasons. All his kids are biological males.

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        I hope his other 8 kids all turn out to be trans women as well, not only because the ensuing meltdown would be absolutely priceless, but because all of them deserve a name change.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    not surprising, what everyone wants to know is: did he buy her a horse

    • cawsby [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      2140 Mars: 90% of males can trace their ancestry to Elon Musk.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I think :my-hero: would unironically want that. He already "jokingly" talked about his desire for "genetically engineered catgirls for domestic use." You know, slavery with extra steps. :kombucha-disgust:

      • JuneFall [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        CW
        Musk would totally force himself on women if he could and also have them forcibly implanted with his DNA.

        He said that people should have much much more children and who is able and got the means has the responsibility to do so (showing off his fascist eugenic social darwinist colours) in another interview.

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    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      2 years ago

      the way she talks about him in interviews makes it sound like she's still infatuated, but she might just say stuff to get journos to stop asking questions she doesn't want to answer. i think it's pretty reasonable to conclude that he's not capable of love and that any long term relationship of his is basically doomed unless someone does him the favor of taking all his money and status.

        • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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          2 years ago

          that's a huge generalization of a variety of disorders and i don't think it holds true at all. like all pathologization of human thought is a fuck, but this is especially an irresponsible use of it

          :downbear:

        • SerLava [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Love to name a human being "Aack, aaaack aaaAaAAack" due to my extreme lack of narcissism

      • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Believing in the thesis of idiocracy, but only because everyone in the future has the Musk grifter gene.

        • Wheelbarrowwight [any]
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          2 years ago

          Musk accidentally proving Idiocracy entirely correct by procreating

          (this is a joke I do not espouse eugenics)

          • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            To be fair, Friday Night Rehabilitation would be a really entertaining way to punish the ruling class for their crimes

            I love the pit and the wall as much as the next guy but don't knock the monster truck until you've driven it

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    rich motherfuckers with a breeding fetish think they're genghis fucking khan because one of the people they're paying let's them cum. jesus fucking christ.

    • CommCat [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      There's also that casino mogul in Macao, Stanley Ho, 17 children to 4 wives...

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Ho#Family

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    But did she get a horse?

    Jokes aside... I feel bad for his kids. Imagine being stuck with him for 18 of your most formative years. Brutal.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      That's the neat part. He wont be there for most of those 18 years.

    • star_wraith [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      One of his older kids is trans and asked a court to change their last name to not be Musk. Seems like they don't want anything to do with him, idk.

      • Quimby [any, any]
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        2 years ago

        The remaining kids will also probably change their names, if only because he gave them stupid names.

        • SerLava [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Love to name my own child "stupid piece of shit with a dumb ass name" to pwnz my stupid piece of shit with a dumb ass name

    • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      You know, he's a total scumbag with regard to this stuff, but as I recall, his entire family was completely furious at his dad and now hates him, Elon included. If there's one scummy thing I suspect Musk will never do, it's that one.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Freud would have a blast with ELO~N, and would probably not even need to snort a line first.

    • Ezze [hy/hym,they/them]
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      2 years ago

      What inheritance? Elon Musk's wealth, land, and assets will be seized and redistributed in the revolution.

      • Homestar440 [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Inshallah, but, isn’t almost all of his wealth just…like….imaginary?

        • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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          2 years ago

          That's a lie they tell you to mystify labor relations and avoid taxes. He own factories. He has material wealth.

          • Homestar440 [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            I’m not interested in what they say, but it’s a fact that, although his companies have tasty, tasty seizable assets, that obscene number we call his personal “net worth” doesn’t exist. He’s like a human NFT, his worth is just theoretical and dictated by bullshit like “investor confidence” and also probably :fedposting: .