Everything about this is fucking amazing.

  1. The fact that this guy's name is technically Dick Tack
  2. The fact that he describes himself as a Polymath and Anti-Communist
  3. That he has 21.8 THOUSAND posts on Quora
  4. The fact that he does not answer the asked question at all, but that he instead launches into an insane Boomer rant about how he and his friends would be judgemental against anybody who orders an alcoholic drink with milk in it because it is "girly"
  5. That, despite referring to himself as a "Polymath", he supposedly had to Google what "liquor" meant

And of course he's British, only an Anglo could act like this and think it makes him look cool.

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I had to google what an anti-communist is and found that what you actually mean is a nazi.

      • DinosaurThussy [they/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Yeah but most of the anticommunist monarchists are old veterans who walk around in their old uniform all day and play field games with their old teacher friend who’s a union man but not ideologically dedicated because he’s the only one who will keep them company now that their wife has passed and the small bits of time they aren’t talking to that friend (who their wife was also in love with on and off throughout her life, by the way) they go sit up in the booth overlooking the town and play guard for the union even though no one can get over that wall anyway, at least not without roundhouse kicking a racial supremacist, becoming a racial supremacist, or getting Cuno’s permission to use his shortcut onto the roof and succeeding an athletics check to grab a cloak

        • 18558355324 [none/use name]
          ·
          2 years ago

          I have the self harming habit of hearing them out to hate them better. I genuinely think that any alliance between the two would immediately turn to civil war if they won. I’ve even convinced one that “yeah sure, have an elected monarch so long as they are building socialism with the intent to build communism.

          That last guy, his hard limit is being catholic. Like if I can undermine his faith enough it’s just time and effort to get a proper socialist out of him. The Vatican is literally the only thing between him and being a Lenin Stan

              • 18558355324 [none/use name]
                ·
                2 years ago

                I truly believe most haven’t internalized the hate. Yes, they express hate. That is intolerable. It’s the incorporation of the hate into the self, rather than it being a side effect from their conflicting ideological mal-prescriptions that makes them something to be removed. Their hate goes away if you slowly deprogram them (goes away fast in A gulag, but those aren’t here yet).

                The absolute nonhuman scum who relish in the hate need to be redacted as cruelly as possible without sacrificing efficiency. I’m yet to meet one irl. Posters on nazi boards, people with an iron cross tattoo, people who casually drop “gas the slur”. Ropes are reusable and eco friendly.

                A disaffected meme lord trad catholic who just wants a society where people aren’t allowed to vote against basic charity doesn’t need a rope. They need an education.

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Quora has tons of Nazi powerusers. I've seen some crazy stuff like straight up holocaust denial and blood libel. The moderation is essentially non-existent so they congregate there.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    in my local pub with the manly gents, masculine lads, and heterosexually tumescent chums, we use the term "spirits" because we believe, as loyal subjects of royal academy of aristocratic science, ghosts are in the drink and it is these ghosts are responsible for all the ballywho, williwaw, and even foofaraw our social club engages in.

  • amber2 [she/her,they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Quora is full of massive brainworms. They definitely seem to conflate large word counts and harshness with intelligence

    I remember seeing a question about what would happen if you tried to approach the white house, and the answer was basically that you would be dead instantly by dozens of snipers (even though I've seen people get pretty close on the news every few months or so)

    • SaniFlush [any, any]
      ·
      2 years ago

      It’s like that all over western social media.

      I wonder how we start reversing the superstition that being confident, cynical and nasty means someone is right?

    • thirstywizard [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Academically, you try to be terse to the point and neutral, amusingly the same as the 'military speech' these terminally online fasc in the grass chudlets worship yet lack the mind and discipline to replicate. This fool is educated only in hate and ligma.

      Anyway, don't be talking shit about Bailey's, its awesome in a hot chocolate. I'll drink all the girly French drinks I want and no one cares minus my poor wallet.

      • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Bailey's got me through Final Fantasy XIII. Since the first 20 hours of the game are like a "narrow hallway simulator," and the combat is basically pressing two buttons every now and then, it worked out pretty well. It also helped keep me from remembering the specifics of that shitty combat system, and I am a better person for it. Thank you, Bailey's!

  • Mizokon [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    English first language and doesn't know what "liquor" means :data-laughing:

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Bailey's is great, but I guess Real Men only drink beverages that taste like turpentine :shrug-outta-hecks:

    • 18558355324 [none/use name]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Closed palettes tend to reflect closed minds. Imagine being all like “ewww no I don’t eat Korean food” or “what the fuck is this savory shit, real Americans only eat corn with sugar”. Dietary restrictions aside, of course.

        • 18558355324 [none/use name]
          ·
          2 years ago

          Oh, I’m sorry. I should have been more thoughtful regarding the reasons people avoid foods. I truly did not intend to take a shot at ND comrades. I was trying to line up a shot against the type of whitey who refuses to try “ethnic food”

          • DinosaurThussy [they/them]
            ·
            edit-2
            2 years ago

            Nah I gotcha. I guess you could count my food aversions as a dietery restriction, but they’re not really consistent. I think “ Closed palettes tend to reflect closed minds” was just too broad of a generalization. But I more or less knew what you meant, so no worries

            • 18558355324 [none/use name]
              ·
              2 years ago

              Thanks for reading both critically and empathetically. We really need a leftist dictionary or something lol for dumbasses like me

      • CoffinFHoS [they/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Thanks for making an exception for dietary restrictions and not food aversion, which I suffer from. Nice to know I have a "closed mind" for something beyond my control!

        • 18558355324 [none/use name]
          ·
          edit-2
          2 years ago

          I’m simply ignorant here ~~ How are those exclusive? Like if somebody simply can’t stomach something regardless of the reason wouldn’t that fall under a restriction being imposed on them? I’m trying here~~ But more importantly I failed. I truly am sorry.

          Edit: struck through the bullshit the excuses. The apology is truly the part that want to come across. I was wrong to use the phrasing I did.

          How the duck do strike through a work?

    • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Funny thing is, transitioning has made me more comfortable with the fact that I only like drinks that taste good lmao

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
        ·
        2 years ago

        transitioning makes us discard a lot of stupid notions like that. i still mostly enjoy drinks that taste like cough syrup, tho :shrug-outta-hecks:

      • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
        ·
        2 years ago

        It's great cause on the one hand, no weirdness over fruity drinks, and on the other, some specific HRT meds fuck with your tolerance so you dont have to drink as much to drink to get a buzz going, saving money.

        Though tbf that might be a concern over getting too drunk, if only I ever visited bars so that would be a real danger.

    • HornyOnMain
      ·
      2 years ago

      I don't really like baileys, it's too sweet and it doesn't taste like real alcohol.

      I probably am biased against it because the first time I had it I'd already been drinking for a while and had had two shots of 60% gin neat and two shots of 40% vodka in the minute before I had it and then I continued to drink for a while after. My vomit tasted of bailey's and it was very unappetising.

  • reddit [any,they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    You forgot that he also thinks any drink with dairy in it is Bailey's. There's literally hundreds of cocktails that call for dairy of some kind, and white Russians specifically require special care to not curdle it. Fuck this is good

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
      ·
      2 years ago

      white Russians specifically require special care to not curdle it

      Really? Back when me and my friends had our white russian phase, we always just stirred vodka, milk and kaluah and never had any issues with curdling. is this less of a problem with low-fat, homogenized milk? because we always used that afair

        • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
          ·
          2 years ago

          I think thats just for aesthetics, the cream lands more softly on top of the drink and slowly mixes down in a nice looking pattern compared to pouring it right in and having it displace the stuff thats already in.

          Theres other "layered" cocktails that do that with different colored liquors for an aesthetic effect and I guess to some extent so it mixes as you drink and it changes flavor throughout.

      • reddit [any,they/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        I think it's bc normally it calls for cream or half and half. I've definitely curdled the heavy cream by doing it before the vodka (like if you were trying to do standard cocktail ingredients order of cheapest to most expensive)

      • CoffinFHoS [they/them]
        ·
        edit-2
        2 years ago

        It's "Kahlúa", a Nahuatl word. If you can spell the white Euro drink right you can take the time to learn that one 🙂

    • 18558355324 [none/use name]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Obviously not a true cinema head. This guy hasn’t accepted Lebowski thought into his heart

  • Ideology [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    So Mongols and Turks drinking Airag for the past couple thousand years is "girly"?

    • Diogenes_Barrel [love/loves]
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      true imperialists get scurvy on a boat drinking sour beers before bombarding unarmed coastal villages with massive guns.

      not like those mewling nomadic types taking on opponents with numerical & technological parity

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
      ·
      2 years ago

      I mean it's a decent mixer, but if you're drinking it straight, I'm gonna look at you like you're drinking any other coffee creamer straight.

      • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
        ·
        2 years ago

        You don't really sit down and chug a whole bottle. You sip on it during of after having dessert at your aunt's birthday

        • CTHlurker [he/him]
          ·
          2 years ago

          Unless you're my grandmothers friends, in which case you chug it like you were a teenager who snuck away from home to go drink in a field. Also, Bailey's was weirdly popular among my class mates when I was like 17-18 and had just started drinking. Might have to do with the lack of nail-polish-remover-taste that most other alcohols have.

      • CoffinFHoS [they/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        I have food sensitivity and an aversion to most alcohol unless it's sweet - I can tolerate Bailey's but not most other drinks. Not sure why that bothers you but nice to know I'd be made to feel uncomfortable by people for minding my own business.

    • SpanishSpaceAgency [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Go on judge me then :dio-walk:

      I mean it's fine in a coffee but it's just too sweet for me.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    How does quora attracts the level of brainworms and idiocy that it does? It still impresses me.

    • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      My all time favorite was stumbling across a post by a male transphobe showing off the breasts that he grew on DIY HRT (via herbal supplements). The dude's post history was a wild ride including COVID denialism, antivax conspiracy shit, Stop the Steal shit, transphobic/racist Michele Obama comments, and general sex pest-ery. It was like TheDonald.lose and Quora got together and gave birth to a boomer Cronenberg monster. A Cronenboomer, if you will.

      Enter at your own peril:
      https://www.quora.com/profile/Jim-Dandy-179

  • sourborn [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    One time I mixed Sour Puss Raspberry with Chocolate Milk, instant curdle. Tasted bad.