I was "shooting hoops" at my neighborhood "ball" court the other day when I overheard the following conversation.
Damn this cat can dunk, much like the Democrats are dunking all over the Trumpublicans with their fiscal responsibility and evidence-based governance
You know if the "ballers" know that, things are looking real good for the midterms 😎
"they were also talking about her at the tattoo parlour where i got my elizabeth warren holocaust tattoo"
:agony-shivering: how the fuck did I forget about that?
another fun trip down elizabeth-warren-tattoo memory lane (also the mural in the background could not be more perfect)
I literally can't see any meaning in this apart from it looking like a fascist thing, was blood and teeth something hillary famously said or some bullshit?
yeah pretty sure its some shit warren once said that proves shes a fighter or something. and it was shorter and punchier than her other slogan "we must secure the existence of our democrats and a future for liberal children"
Waiting for the Blood and Teeth crowd to step the fuck up... any minute now...
Is this the one with the pic that's clearly just someone's living room clumsily done up in approximation of a barber shop?
Had like a bunch of DVDs taped to the wall. It's fucking insane looking
https://twitter.com/tariqnasheed/status/1231658016845357056?t=qgwqoW3xibzqNTBWw1FDxw&s=19
Hahaha wtf. Where are the mirrors? Why is there just one random-ass barber chair in the middle of the room by two couches?
It's like an aliens attempt to create an exhibit of human behavior
Lmao yeah I forgot about it till today.
I like the random air jordan stickers on the wall. not in any kind of pattern, in an odd number, just sort of there
They came out in close succession, probably brainstormed by the same intern
lol
who had the freakiest stans:
- hilldawg
- copala
- lyin' liz
I think a lot of people underestimate the creepy quiet weirdness of Warren stans. like, robin williams character in one hour photo would have been a warren supporter
Definitely copmala, I legit cannot comprehend the thought process of the k-hive
Looks at the BLM wave of protests: "How about a prosecutor who sent people to prison?"
Harris definitely. They're like the only libs who aren't just smug nerds. They're smug nerds who also will figure out where you live and take a photo of your front door.
All for a politician that has less charisma than a wet blanket. Astounding.
Black guy doing a racist impression of Black people so white liberals like him is a good bit, to be fair.
Eh they said they were cavassing which is like the only scenario this would ever happen.
I just assumed this was related to that staged fake barber shop thing her campaign did. It's it an independent Warren barbershop reference?
i was cruising up through south chicago in my stepmom's audi when i decided to stop into a local hair cutlerist to check in with my people in the wiggity wack strizeets, as they are referred to by people in the knowing. i walked into the small family owned business (named Sanford and Sons) and immediately began schooling the old timers in dominos, when some bernie bro in a tshirt came in and disrespected everyone by handing out voter information about voter precinct changes. totally mansplaining to these gentlement how to vote, as if they didn't know!
they told him to "make like a tree and leave" and we all guffawed heartily. it was then they told me that they were all voting for my kween Liz Warren because of her ability to command the respect and attention of these wall street bankers. and that's how you know Liz Warren is going to win this whole thing, because literally everyone is going to vote for her and that's what it takes.
This man has to go the rest of his life knowing he said this for everyone to see. I don't think I could do it
I just left a hipster barber shop. It was packed with democratic primary voters, whispering amongst themselves about what a commendable job Elizabeth Warren did at the debate this evening. America is PROUD!
The main thing I will always associate with Warren (other than the Bernie slander) is how she would easily get caught off-guard by certain lines from her opponents and just do this wide-eyed indignant face and go silent for a few seconds to reset. Just constant indignant face. Anybody else notice what I'm talking about?
tfw you're more white bread than the average cracker american
Oh yeah, she'd be flabbergasted that you had the audacity to say something so accurate that she had no rebuttal
I did a Google Trends search of the phrase "Old but Gold", because I distinctly remember it being an Indian thing, and it turns out it's a non-English thing in general (peaking in Brazil, Turkey, and also scoring higher in India than in the anglo nats), native english speakers don't like this phrase for some reason
anyway what an extremely believable tweet
