At first I wondered if the the tweet was random speculation by a rando. But she's a national security reporter.
hahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahahahaha lmao
calling it, he's dead before the end of the year, he'll survive the infection but with how frail he already is some condition resulting from systemic micro-clots will do him in. At the very least his already molten brain will be rendered useless.
I am willing this into existence, do not doubt my lathe operator experience
My man is working his way through it instead of resting, thus maximising his potential for Long Covid.
I want to see Brain Fog Joe on the debate stage :whywhywhywhywhy:
Listen here hank!
My dad had a car. Was real small. Smallest car ever. We used to never drive that small car. And those Chinese. Smartest folk i have ever met.
Remember my friend wheat flake. He was a real good guy.
I wonder if claiming he has long covid be the means by which the Dems get rid of him without admitting that he's senile?
My man is working his way through it instead of resting, thus maximising his potential for Long Covid.
I didn’t rest :scared:
I can't time when he'll die but I hope the Democrats are able to admit Biden's deteriorating health by next year because it will be really embarrassing if they push him through the primary process and he dies before the general election
Nice to have a legitimate doctor providing these results
I like statements from White House physicians that don’t describe their patient as someone who has the best genetics and is fighting COVID with super human strength
Oh look, it's transparency
Nothing as severe as what is affecting Trump supporters and the GQP mentally
Their guy is on death's door, and twitter libs still can't help but make it all about the guy who isn't president anymore.
I love to torture the libs when we are in the middle of a discussion by saying - imagine the GOP is a foreign enemy and Trump is a foreign ruler. Stick with domestic stuff. Only talk about Biden or any democrat. Do not mention the GOP or Trump.
Many times they simply can't do it. "I'm not going to play this game. It's stupid. If you want to excuse the republicans..." Wow that was fast. Okay, convo over.
His dying would be the funniest outcome just because Trump will have hilarious comments about how much stronger he is for living
"I guess it's me and Karmela in 2024, huh. Sad... There's a thoroughbred theory about people. People don't know it but it's true. It's true! Some people - like Trump - got good genes. It's very true. I got very good genes. Other people - not so lucky. Weak genes. And that's bad. They get sick a lot. Or they die. Biden. Weak. Dead..."
I genuinely don't want him to die because I actually think a Kamala Presidency would make literally everything a million times worse
Look how bad MAGA CHUD culture war shit is right now. Literally right up to the line of violent pogroms against LGBT people, doing outright Nazi shit with book-bannings/burnings and rewriting history curricula, convinced monkeypox is another "gay disease" and that children who catch it are being raped by LGBT people.
These people literally believe Kamala Harris is a communist. They'd lose their fucking minds on another level if she was President.
she just goes on stage and plays with a keychain for 2 hours, avoiding eye contact with the cameras until she shuffles off
Every time Kamala says something substantive, take a shot.
~Drinking games for people who want to quit alcohol.
Every time the president drives by in an open car, take a shot.
then libs would have an annoying new excuse for losing. theyll be saying "if only joe had lived, he would have beaten trump/whoever in 2024 and everything would be ok" for the rest of time
But at least that nightmare of a dumpster fire would be funny.
hard disagree
I think we can both agree that the office doesn't really have any actual power, our democracy down to the local level is a complete fucking joke and only exists to diffuse class struggle. There can't be any meaningful policy differences between our heads of state. Within that context, Harris is the best possible option in both "hey, look how your participation in this sham is debasing and pointless" (especially when the person who beats her in the 2024 general operates 99 percent exactly like she would have because we live in the 4th Reich) and "what would be the funniest fucking option"
like if they really wanna ignore covid and get unemployment into the double digits, let us laugh at someone who's so xanned the fuck out that she makes less sense than the rapitst who's brain has been slurry since the late 80's.
Biden dying of covid might make a minority of liberals care about covid for a few months. That might delay monkeypox a bit.
But Biden blamed China for covid so in this case it truly is the Specter :covid-cool: :biden-fall: :specter:
I don’t want him to die of COVID. Instead I want to get weak and trip on his shoelaces during a live broadcast and die falling
After we get at least a few weeks of post-covid mega brainrot biden, those speeches are going to be incredible if he makes it.
so basically what the brits are doing with the queen
ediz: omg this means they'll do something like the queen's paddington bear vid and invite America's biggest hero, Spongebob, to the white house
Joe Biden has blossomed into 100-200 beautiful praying mantises
Covid literally does that. Almost everyone significantly improves before getting worse
Can confirm, there was a day about halfway through where I felt fine. It was a mild case on both sides of that day though.
don't give up hope yet, friend, I doubt they would outright come out and say "yeah he's getting worse". we may have a crab rave yet!
Talking about surviving until 2024, how many times will he get covid before then?
Five. The fifth time he gets it - he gets such a bad case of long covid - even pics of him at his desk "working" don't fool anybody. His speeches are taped. Sleuths on Reddit and Twitter determine that the lighting and other visual elements indicate they are deep fakes. #DeepFakeBiden trends.
Mainstream dems are angry and appalled. They try and fail to get #RespectBiden to trend. They get more angry and more appalled. Lawrence O'Donnell goes ballistic one night and rants off-script for 10 minutes.
"Young people with no respect for anyone or anything are damaging the president and the presidency. And yada yada yada norms, civility, the discourse and shit." The very next day MSNBC issues a terse statement that he's going on vacation starting immediately.
The next week MSNBC finally gets on the bandwagon with the media that there are serious "questions" about the validity of the videos. Chris Hayes says: "The president has not been seen in public for five weeks. Why? The White House must tell use what's going on and do so promptly." But they don't.
Biden is AWOL in the four months before the election. He loses in a landslide but that's okay for him because fact-based rumors are spreading that his "minor brain fog" means he has little idea what's happening. He's even having trouble remembering who Jill is. The only thing that seems to be keeping his body and brain alive is his mantra "I am the president." He says it every day at least 30 times.
He's old as fuck, but then again, he has the best medical on the planet. Could go either way, then there's long covid19 and that doesn't seem to discriminate.
Wishing him a quick and decisive end to his long COVID. :why-angel:
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Still does not excuse SS on not protecting the office of the president. Germ warfare is a thing.
I know it’s Secret Service, but it’s way more fun to think about the other SS organization.
