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      • D61 [any]
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        2 years ago

        And the B.P.M* would be something like 6.7 for every 10 minutes of run time.

        B.P.M., Breasts per Minute

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      • fanbois [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I absolutely adored all the LOTR books, the movies, had art books and maps and pictures and I put down the silmarillion after 150 pages because it's so utterly fucking boring. It's a cool creation myth that should have been 50 pages at most. Universe gets sung into reality, there is evil guy, cool tree, shiny jewels, some godly drama, done.

        • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah a big thing is that the Silmarillion really isn't a story book but just a giant freaking lore book. I liked it but then again I really like boring history lore shit.

          • Des [she/her, they/them]
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            2 years ago

            i was locked up with access to a nice library and man did it seem engrossing at the time lol

            • FreakingSpy [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              a discovery channel series about Middle Earth.

              Hey, they made David Attenborough shows where he just narrates dinosaurs living their lives. Maybe someone could make it work.

              I've never read the Silmarillion though, so I have no clue if it's interesting enough for that.

            • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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              2 years ago

              An anthology series maybe? And yeah obviously it would need some serious adapting but so did lord of the rings and those movies are amazing obviously

        • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          I absolutely adored all the LOTR books, the movies, had art books and maps and pictures and I put down the silmarillion after 150 pages because it’s so utterly fucking boring.

          omg so much this

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          2 years ago

          I put down the silmarillion after 150 pages because it’s so utterly fucking boring.

          The beginning of the book is far more lore heavy than story heavy. I read it cover to cover and there are definitely good parts, but its not something good for a casual read.

          • DespiteAllMyWage [des/pair]
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            2 years ago

            Amazon can’t do fantasy shows. Look how they butchered wheel of time.

            Edit: Casting was on point though, and the music… ok fine maybe it was a writing problem or something.

            • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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              2 years ago

              As far as I can tell Amazon seems to be relatively hands off with their shows as long as they do alright, so I think it would mostly just depend on the writers and directors.

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The streaming service would then go out of business and a chunk of the lore will disappear completely.

        • ssjmarx [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          All I know is there's a character who's like if an American Troop got isekaid into the LotRverse.

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          2 years ago

          The First Age is a bit more abstract, since the major players are all gods.

          Sauron as Lord of Gifts, the fall of Numeria, the arrival of the Istari, and the first War of the Ring has a lot of story potential.