• TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Peter Jackson had to fight to get it done in more than 1 movie too lol. Such a huge change in Hollywood just between LOTR and the hobbit.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Before LotR, fantasy movies were all like Dungeons and Dragons. Absolute trash.

      Now, they're still trash. Turns out LotR was the exception.

      • Florn [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        A minor miracle that the guy who did King Kong managed to make good Lord of the Rings movies

          • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            All of Peter Jackson’s stuff is like this. His new Beatles documentary is like this too, like 6 hours of bullshit that needed trimmed

            • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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              2 years ago

              He should take on massive epics only, not this hobbit, king kong shit he stretches into six hours.

              adapt beowulf, or the bhagvad gota or the odyssey or some shit

      • A_Serbian_Milf [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Game of Thrones seasons 1-3 is good, it’s too bad the show was canceled and they never made a single additional episode after that 😔

      • jizzong [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I'm absolutely disgusted by this Conan slander.

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        • ssjmarx [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I have a lot of love for Conan, the Beastmaster, Hawk the Slayer, and so on. But they're all trash.

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      • D61 [any]
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        2 years ago

        And the B.P.M* would be something like 6.7 for every 10 minutes of run time.

        B.P.M., Breasts per Minute

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      • fanbois [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I absolutely adored all the LOTR books, the movies, had art books and maps and pictures and I put down the silmarillion after 150 pages because it's so utterly fucking boring. It's a cool creation myth that should have been 50 pages at most. Universe gets sung into reality, there is evil guy, cool tree, shiny jewels, some godly drama, done.

        • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah a big thing is that the Silmarillion really isn't a story book but just a giant freaking lore book. I liked it but then again I really like boring history lore shit.

          • Des [she/her, they/them]
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            2 years ago

            i was locked up with access to a nice library and man did it seem engrossing at the time lol

            • FreakingSpy [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              a discovery channel series about Middle Earth.

              Hey, they made David Attenborough shows where he just narrates dinosaurs living their lives. Maybe someone could make it work.

              I've never read the Silmarillion though, so I have no clue if it's interesting enough for that.

            • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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              2 years ago

              An anthology series maybe? And yeah obviously it would need some serious adapting but so did lord of the rings and those movies are amazing obviously

        • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          I absolutely adored all the LOTR books, the movies, had art books and maps and pictures and I put down the silmarillion after 150 pages because it’s so utterly fucking boring.

          omg so much this

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          2 years ago

          I put down the silmarillion after 150 pages because it’s so utterly fucking boring.

          The beginning of the book is far more lore heavy than story heavy. I read it cover to cover and there are definitely good parts, but its not something good for a casual read.

          • DespiteAllMyWage [des/pair]
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            2 years ago

            Amazon can’t do fantasy shows. Look how they butchered wheel of time.

            Edit: Casting was on point though, and the music… ok fine maybe it was a writing problem or something.

            • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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              2 years ago

              As far as I can tell Amazon seems to be relatively hands off with their shows as long as they do alright, so I think it would mostly just depend on the writers and directors.

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      The streaming service would then go out of business and a chunk of the lore will disappear completely.

        • ssjmarx [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          All I know is there's a character who's like if an American Troop got isekaid into the LotRverse.

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          2 years ago

          The First Age is a bit more abstract, since the major players are all gods.

          Sauron as Lord of Gifts, the fall of Numeria, the arrival of the Istari, and the first War of the Ring has a lot of story potential.

  • D61 [any]
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    2 years ago

    Bombadil 2 : Civil War

    :data-laughing:

  • TornadoThompson [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Well, it's how LotR will be made in the future after another mega-publisher bought the rights.

    https://www.theverge.com/2022/8/18/23311815/heres-what-embracer-group-can-and-cant-do-with-lord-of-the-rings

  • Thylacine [any]
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    2 years ago

    Bombadil 2: Civil War is so much better than Thorin 3: Legacy

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  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Comic books were always like this. Go back to the 70s and read The Human Torch fights Spiderman: Crossover Spectacular Guest Staring Doctor Strange and President Richard Nixon.

    That's just what pulp fiction has always been. Hell, B-list movies are like it, too. Everything from Superman to Hellraiser, movies just got cranked out every few years.

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      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        2 years ago

        Up until Marvel Cinematic Universe, you'd just re-release the origin story of a character every five years.

        I liked MCU early on just because it gave us stories more elaborate than Meet The Supes for twenty years.

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    • Beaver [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Damnit, now I'm feeling the loss of something that never was.