• buttwater [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Friend who will fight you for your hamburger and hide in your can of pop

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Aren't those the bestest of friends?

      • buttwater [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        :bug-facts: fire up the grill I'm hungry

        :grillman: way ahead of ya bugdy

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This is revisionism. Wasps are the secret fifth pest :mao-shining:

  • cawsby [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Don't smash wasps if you are killing them. The smell of their dead makes them angry like Hulk angry.

  • Wildgrapes [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    The buzz Bois are friends but sometimes they get a bit zesty when I'm just trying to smoke a bowl in my backyard. Get away from my flower colored shirt. There's real flowers over there please.

    • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      I used to drive a yellow car with black trim and there'd always be wasps checking that shit out when I walked out to the parking lot.

  • innocentlurker [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    When my sons were little, there was a bee in the house and they panicked. All they knew was that bees were scary. I explained to them that the bee was our "neighbor". It was super effective. We shooed it out the door and all was well.

  • CheGueBeara [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The "friend" on the right tries to drink my soda and bites me when I say no

  • IAMOBSCENE [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Bee's were pretty threatened ecologically for a while. Glad they're doing alright... Hope they stay that way. I was one of those folks that tilled the shit out of my monoculture/crabgrass lawn for weeks until it was completely dead and replaced it with clover/mustard/wildflowers.

  • captcha [any]
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    2 years ago

    Dont forget botflies which look like extra large and cute bumbles but should 100% be killed on sight.

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I recently learned about botfly tape, you put it in your clothes and the fuckers get stuck there

  • DornerFangirl [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I love seeing big fuzzy bumblebee butts on my flowers, it's one of my few pleasures in life ❤️ I don't know why but they are incredibly cute