• viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    2 years ago

    Cis white gay guy from a wealthy family living in a suburb of Columbia that has “whites only, just preference” in his Grindr bio

  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    this is a clusterfuck

    fuck biden, pride flag, the fuckin deathly hallows symbol?????, ammosexual power fantasy sticker, anti communist thing, ravenclaw house crest?????

    all on a kia soul???????

    what???????????

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      2 years ago

      for a while they were some of the cheapest new cars on the market. they are the ultimate millennial car. where gen x had the honda accord, we have the kia soul.

      also those fucking hamsters

  • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Putting this in my Type of Guys Encyclopedia.

  • betelgeuse [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Why yes, I have a completely coherent worldview that's not based on random bits of cultural malaise I found on social media. How could you tell?

  • Commander_Data [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    POV you're about to follow someone home so you can come back later and put sugar in their gas tank.

    • mao9000 [any]
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      2 years ago

      Every car made in the past, oh I dunno, 95 years or so has a fuel filter. Its literal job is to filter particulate solids, like sugar. What I'm saying is that don't work. Worst case, they have to drop the fuel tank, clean it out, and get a new filter. Back on the road for a couple hundred bucks, and they'll know someone put sugar in it.

      If you REALLY wanna fuck up a car, bring a 5 gallon gas can filled with water. It also helps the story if you happen to come across a "witness". Unless that tank is slap full I give it 5 to 1 odds that thing ain't making it too far before it is "compromised to a permanent end". And sometimes the tanks at gas stations do get contaminated with water (but it's usually not a big problem), so that sends them on a wild goose chase.

      • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Unless that tank is slap full I give it 5 to 1 odds that thing ain’t making it too far before it is “compromised to a permanent end”.

        You mean they'll have to empty the gas tank? Or will the water irreversibly ruin the engine?

        • invo_rt [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Water will ruin the engine. It doesn't combust like gas so when it is injected into the engine cylinder the piston will attempt to compress it which it won't do. The pressure will either damage the crankshaft, piston, rod, block, or lift the head off the motor. Either way, it's bad. That's one of the reasons it's a terrible idea to drive through flood water. The intake can suck up water and have the same result. Usually, it's called hydro-locking the engine. Just search that term if you want to see the damage.

            • invo_rt [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              I wish I could! My trip to work is pretty low speed but there's a long stretch of 2 lane where everyone goes 55 MPH. It's too dangerous to bike in the morning.

        • mao9000 [any]
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          2 years ago

          Too much water in your gas will completely destroy your engine. It's called hydrolocking and if you've ever seen those Jeeps with the snorkels up above the roof, it's the same idea - keep air going into the air intake and then into the engine, rather than water. See liquids don't really compress but in an engine it's okay because gasoline combusts with a spark - so it kinda disappears right? Gets converted to a gaseous state, aka exhaust.

          Water (or any other combination of liquid which isn't flammable enough) does not combust with a spark. There's nowhere for the liquid to go, pressure builds, metal goes flying into all kinds of places it shouldn't be. It is, as far as I know, always cheaper to find a replacement engine than to fix the damage from hydrolocking. It's REALLY bad.

          The worst case for sugar in the tank - which honestly isn't even that likely - is that it totally clogs up the fuel filter and cuts the flow to the engine. This can be diagnosed in about 10 minutes by any mechanic with the customer saying "it sputtered out and died", and they'll see that there is no fuel getting to the engine and ping pang poom, they're gonna drop the tank, look at the filter and see a big wet pile of sugar in there.

      • THC
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        1 year ago

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        • mao9000 [any]
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          2 years ago

          Water is enough to kill an engine dead dead dead, it'll fuck up all the metal in there (liquid can't be compressed, and water can't combust to turn into "a gas", so stuff starts going crazy), so I'm really not convinced that it's any better to add sugar to water

  • HoChiMaxh [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    When I die don't let me vote Democrat

    ? What does he think happens when you die? Or is this some voter fraud thing?

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      2 years ago

      it's a voter fraud thing. they think dead people fill voter rolls in blue districts, even though this would be incredibly easy to prove and no one has been able to do it yet.

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    better dead than red

    You said it not me :loads-rifle-with-communist-intent: