finger mustache tattoo guys
These are the people who are driving up the value of things I want to buy and it makes me mad
Filipino/Hispanic swag outfits
Swag is for boys,
rage comics clothing
But class is for men
invader zim emo girls
hello all the girls i dated in highschool
Lmao. Fuck. Absolutely got me. Didn't occur to me until just reading this comment.
i can count the number of decent mustaches i've seen with my own eyes on one hand
make better personal grooming decisions
When it works, it works great though. Stalin had an all time stache
don't worry comrade, he's present and accounted for
even though he had the bad courtesy to die well before i was born
I have a shitty mustache but it's the only way my face looks good
i remember going through that phase for...a decade or so
thank god for HRT is all i can say
I've never tried to grow one, but I've heard it takes more work than you'd think to make it look good
as the former owner of a particularly awful puberty 'stache i can confirm this is the case
does it count as decent if you're intentionally trying to look offputting?
a question for the ages
dark times make bright men
bright men make light bulbs
i don't know where i'm going with this
light bulbs make a cool noise when you put them in the microwave.
light bulbs make pop sound on ground
ground makes feet hurt
feet hurt makes me grumpy
me grumpy makes vibes bad
vibes bad makes bad times
Sorry to say I'm partially responsible, in like 2009 me and one of my weirder sapphic friends were super into facial hair in a campy genderfuck way, and mustaches are both the dumbest and the easiest-to-apply facial hair so they got the most play
Was a bit baffling watching cishet zooey deschanel girls get in on the trend (in the most boring possible way)
does anyone else remember when people would put big mustaches on the front of their cars? for some strange reason most of the people who did that in my town all owned VW beetles
That was meant to signify a car was a Lyft car iirc before they realized they could get the same effect with a sticker lol
this was before lyft, but the one person that I knew with a car mustache was a weird theater kid in high school lol, so if lyft stuck with that I would assume they exclusively hired theater kids as drivers
For years they all seemed to have big pots of cartoony flowers in the middle of the dashboard as well.
Zapata is shaking his head in disappointment from the afterlife at some of the comments in this thread, smdh
Agreed but it had collateral damage. In 2014 the trend accidentally created the most unfairly maligned Eurovision entry of modern times:
A bright, hoppy French electro-pop song poking fun at overly-macho narcissistic dudes and baby faced popstars alike. It's catchy, fun, bright, with Major Lazer-esque production touches that were sniffed at before every Scandi-for-hire entry over the next few years also did it to more success.
It came dead last. A fate it didn't even come close to deserving.
:rat-salute-2: Not sure whether you mean then or now but it's an overlooked gem.
Eventually I might just start posting a Eurovision track with some background every week as an antidote to the endless Euro-nonsense I endure.
i never joke about Eurovision :rat-salute:
i loved it then and I still listen to it now
mustaches are bad 99% of the time as actual facial hair
100% when it's this stupid shit
No, this stupid shit is good when it's trans women ironically reclaiming it.
So 99.9%
Given the complicated relationship we tend to have with our facial hair, I think trans women doing shit with these cartoony fake moustaches can be kinda funny
im much more in the "ah fuck get it off me" camp so i don't get it
watching The Orville and there's a bit where Pilot Guy convinces Bortus to get a mustache which requires medical intervention to do, telling him he'd "look better"
should have been a beard, I'm sorry but mustaches are just bleh, beards are :strangelove-wow:
mustaches are bad 99% of the time as actual facial hair
Wrong
and on those chads it works real well
but everybody else should simply not
