no fucking way
I tried to check truth social to see if this was real but I guess it doesn't like my VPN
Didn’t this guy have lap band surgery lol? Good to know he took a procedure that could’ve gone to someone who wouldn’t immediately regain the weight and make it pointless.
There's only one thing that could satisfy him and he'll never get it. The presidency.
God Emperor of treats
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Last governor of NJ, ran in the Republican primary in 2016 and lost. Supposedly the first suggestion for Trump's VP and was part of his transition team but got dropped for Pence when members of Christie's administration were convicted for being part of a scandal where they closed lanes on the George Washington bridge to make traffic in Fort Lee, the town on the Jersey side, after the mayor didn't support Christie's bid for reelection.
Oh, I assumed he was still in power fucking shit up somewhere, is he not?
AFAIK right now he's basically persona non grata politically. He was the most bellicose of the anti-Trump Republicans and Bridgegate ruined his career. NJ governor currently is a lib who legalized pot.
Not like for 6 years. When Trump won in 2016, but before the inauguration, there was talk about him getting appointed chief of staff. It didn't happen because Christie prosecuted Jared Kushner's dad in the 2000's, and Jared told Trump that Christie was a bad choice.
the crime that Kushner's dad did was kind of bonkers too. He was being investigated for illegal campaign contributions, and his brother in law was a former employee turned state's witness. So what does he do? bite the bullet and pay a fine? Nope! He tries to blackmail his brother in law. He gets a prostitute and pays her to entice the brother in law to have sex in a motel with a hidden camera, the recording is sent to his own sister, the witnesses wife. The blackmailed couple then just tell the Feds what's going on and what was once just lying to the FEC becomes that and tax evasion and retaliating against a federal witness.
real talk, how the fuck is Trump thiccer than Chris Christie?
Where are there still Roy Rogers restaurants that have not closed yet?
What in the fuck is a Roy Rogers? Is that like a Kenny Loggins Roasters?
it's a fried chicken fast food joint which was founded by Roy Rogers, an actor who starred in cowboy Westerns.
not to be confused with Kenny Rogers Roasters, a wood-fired rotisserie chicken fast food joint which was founded by Kenny Rogers, a singer/songwriter, actor and host of a historical series about the American West.
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All I remember is fried chicken and those rounded bubbly letters
Isn't that meme kinda transphobic tho? Like, idk, the whole premise where the setup is "there's an attractive woman" and the punchline is "she's transgender" seems to have died except for this one meme. Maybe we should let it go
I always read the joke as "there's an attractive woman" and the punchline is "I'm attracted to my friend in a way I wasn't aware of prior".
At least, that's what I'm laughing at.
I do see the validity of your point now that you point it out.
