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Just one more Tory pm bro, just one more, this time this'll work, just one more time, just one more Tory pm its gonna be great just one more Tory pm and we're getting this right, not like Labor has any policies different from ours, just one more Tory pm we know what we're doing this time I swear to you
The rate they're going, they'll be digging up Thatcher's corpse in a couple years
This just in at the BBC, lettuce futures are at an all time high! The Tories brace for another economic recession as the UK Salad Index plummets with voter confidence
Iceberg lettuce is the best lettuce for salads, sandwiches, and garnishes.
Fight me.
Iceberg Lettuce is the GOAT
And by that, I mean food only suitable for goats
It doesn't really though, it's basically all the upsides of iceberg with less of the nasty white core
This is why you use a mix if you can
A little arugula, some mustard greens and some baby butter lettuce, toss some fresh herbs in it and :chefs-kiss:
Yeah I like a mix, I'm just letting the Iceberg lettuce folks know that they've been looking at the cave wall shadow of Butter lettuce
Sorry what's that? I can't hear you over all of your loud ass crunching. I'm over here eating my much better Green Leaf lettuce, you Latucid plebian
What's this dude's whole thing? What's his deal? What ghoulish laws is he gonna try to set up?
my favorite comment says 'if he had the morality of boris johnson he would resign'
Cut them some slack, it's the UK
They still can't get over their pedo raising monarch dying at like 255 years old, of course they don't know how elections work
wow moving up in the world, sounds like a clever lad
spoiler
:ukkk:
He'll be in office for 12 years, all the time finding new ways to fine tune the social murder machine. Once he's done, the reanimated corpse of Tony Blair will take over, running on a platform of returning to the values of Margareth Thatcher and cleansing the land of the woke subhumans. Everybody will see this as a move to the left.
So, did Bojo pull out because he didn't have the votes because the Tories realised they needed to slow the looting if they wanted to regain power within a decade, and Sunak is the only remaining competent person in the party?
Or, has Bojo pulled out so he can dominate the destroyed ashes of the Tories, the looting will continue apace for the next year, and Sunak is the poor asshole to be left holding the bag because despite being the most tory tory who ever toried he's 3 shades too brown for them.
They just put a person who is close to Boris and who can just hole himself back into the private sector if shit gets too hot, so looting will continue and the only reason why it's not Boris himself doing the looting is probably because they thought it was too much of a bad look.
So awesome that the next GE is going to be choosing between two flavours of David Cameron
This is gonna be interesting, the Tories may just pull a triangulation on the triangulators
If :bojo: was the UK’s Trump and Liz was its Sarah Palin, who will he count as
Official correct answerRetracted, after some brief contemplation I realized he’s their Michael Bloomberg. You’re still very close tbhThat was my runner up, but it just didn't feel right. Though I also didn't realize how stupid rich this guy is
Why are England's most apt xenophobes all third generation migrants?
should've got this the moment you called yourself a Leftist, lib idpol just puts black/brown faces in high places, it doesn't benefit the poor and working class POC. The capitalist class can absorb any type of identity, but class politics is the antithesis of their society.
Yeah obviously but why would any self respecting person abide
The same reason capitalist Cubans, Vietnamese, and South Americans had 0 qualms about murdering and torturing their neighbors and colleagues. Money, power, and McDonald’s.
Mistaken Identity by Haider does a great job explaining this, well worth the read.
