• GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      :rage-cry: no! he was assassinated by traitors!!

      truly monarchists are on one of the most high grade copiums imaginable :data-laughing:

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      So crazy that getting killed by the opposition is a point in your favor.

      It made me think of the Simpsons bit with Milhouse's dad bragging about sleeping in a racecar bed.

  • Poison_Ivy [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    “Dynasty lasted over 300 years”

    Oh word?

    I wonder who ended it and under who? :thinkin-lenin:

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        20 days ago

        deleted by creator

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        edit-2
        2 years ago

        fascists love to back the losers after they lose.

        Hahaha. glances despondently at the rotting corpse of the USSR while shedding a single tear That's totally just a fascist thing.

        • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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          edit-2
          2 years ago

          yeah, this is also the world in which communism lost. and i think the lesson for the as-yet-unformed real movement is that we cannot unburn the ashes of the old world, only build the new one.

          For what it's worth, I think the fetishism of dead communisms is more of a detriment than a benefit to today's left.

  • Redcuban1959 [any]
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    2 years ago

    Created the Duma

    Only after the Russian Revolution of 1905, and he dissolved it

    • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
      ·
      2 years ago

      If you're a monarchist you'd think the Duma was bullshit anyways and justifiably deprived of any real power lmao.

      • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
        ·
        2 years ago

        Well they're willingly monarchists in the year 2022, of course they have contradictions like

        The duma was cool and based

        Only one person should control everything

  • Shoegazer [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    owning a fancy car = you hate the poors

    owning multiple mansions, palaces, generational fortune, having millions to even "donate" = lover of the poors

    • blobjim [he/him]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      doubt Lenin actually had a car, probably just the vehicle they used to transport government officials lol.

      edit: Look at this thing. Epic. https://unravellingtravel.com/lenins-rolls-royce-silver-ghost/

      better google search result https://rttl.me/2019/05/13/the-comrade-of-ecstasy-lenins-rolls-royce/

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        That first link is infuriating.

        He then began to enjoy the good life just like the Tsars as illustrated by this photo taken at the May Day Red Army Parade in Moscow 1918!

        Dude was a well documented workaholic to the detriment of his own health because of his commitment to the Revolution, but yeah this one photo of him being driven in a May Day parade proves that he just wanted to take toys from rich people and live it up.

        • TyMan210 [he/him, comrade/them]
          ·
          2 years ago

          the Soviet government passed one of its first acts ever, with the decree of 3 May 1918 that expropriated about 2,500 cars from the bourgeois members of society.

          To give an historical perspective, this predates the October Revolution by about six months

          lol

          • BeamBrain [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            the Soviet government passed one of its first acts ever, with the decree of 3 May 1918 that expropriated about 2,500 cars from the bourgeois members of society.

            based

      • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
        ·
        2 years ago

        They only think about socialism in bad faith so its not so much about their honest belief about what socialism is/should be, but that if they believe X they can strawman and slander socialist leaders like Lenin as hypocritical and grifters.

        • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          If you're poor, socialism doesn't work because it makes you poor! If you're rich, you're a phony champagne socialist who's betrayed the people!

          :parenti:

        • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          if you want to do a grift to get a fancy car there are easier ways to do that than fighting a guerilla war for years

  • LiberalSocialist [any,they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    all people subbed to r/monarchism should be subjugated under my rule.

    i promise i'll be a kind, just ruler.

    now lick my shoes.

  • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Getting exiled and then coming back and overthrowing the government that tried to exile you: Virgin

    Awarding yourself a bunch of medals for "almost winning" (horribly losing) a pointless war and inheriting a 300 year old dynasty and fucking up and running into the ground: Chad

    :thonk:

    • glimmer_twin [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      “almost winning” (horribly losing) a pointless war

      Hey, that’s unfair - Nicky managed to horribly lose TWO pointless imperialist wars in his time on the throne :)

    • Redcuban1959 [any]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Winning is when you get stuck fighting a war in two fronts, and you lose to fucking Austria-Hungary and the late Ottoman Empire

    • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Winning is when you underestimate the Japanese because you are racist and get your shit kicked in.

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        also the brilliant plan of "the japanese destroyed our fleet lets send a fleet roughly the same size all the way around the world at great expense, oh shit they destroyed that one too"

        military genius he aint

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    2 years ago

    also i wonder what the Polish monarchists think about Russian revanchism? has it occurred to the empire perverts that some of their aspirational empires overlap?

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      what the Polish monarchists think about Russian revanchism

      big assumption to say monarchists might think

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      I think these people imagine themselves as trusted advisors and high functionaries coloured in about equal, yet separate parts, by historical fiction dramas and paradox games, because then they'd be appreciated and important at their job and it's the only way they see this stuff happening. But following that, all the intrigue, war and peace-making via boning of not-so-distant-relatives that comes with overlapping imperial claims seems pretty integral to the ideology.

  • GenXen [any, any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Loses a war to Japan so badly that his own navy helps to organize a revolt on their return home.

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    donated millions to charity

    The motherfucker was the Head of State, he could have ended the need for charity.

    (like the Soviets did, for a time :ussr-cry: )

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Poland would be even angrier and somehow even more fascist if their territory was still property of a Russian monarchy.

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Even if you're unironically a Monarchist (which you really shouldn't be in 2022 ffs, grow up) there were far more competent Tzars than Nicholas II