How do you know it's a fixie, 7bicycles? you might ask to which I say look at it

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  • kissinger
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    1 year ago

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    • 7bicycles [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      this seems more of a leaving the port when the front fell off situation here

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      this probably has bomb vertical compliance right up until it doesn't

  • medium_adult_son [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    That's green wood, it has some flexibility before it breaks at least. I still wouldn't do it, unless I was riding my bike home on a bike trail from getting my handlebars stolen.

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Yeah but it's also clamped to the bark which is already delaminating so unless you want to have surprise fun slippery slidey handlebars I'd argue walking is still your best bet, even if it sucks

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    if it works it's not dumb :shrug-outta-hecks:

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      yeah this works until it doesn't at which point you suddenly have many problems and very little time to do anything about them

      • Kuori [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        oh for sure but thinking ahead is a luxury sometimes, this is the kind of thing i'd expect someone to do when they're broke

        • 7bicycles [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          a standard flat bar can be had for like 8€ new

          and yeah, maybe someone doesn't have that or macgyvered it on the side of the road but even then, just walk. I don't see a scenario where risking riding a literal random stick, brakeless, is worth the danger

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Going by my absolutely correct without proof theory of "it's a fixie", by pedaling slower or skidding.

      EDIT: allthough skidding does require you to put most of your weight on the handlebars which you definitely do not want to be doing here so I'd say it's either pedaling slower or by hitting an obstacle

        • 7bicycles [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          Technically possible, but going by the fact that it's a steel frame, narrow front tyres, an unused cantilever stop mounted on the front and the fact that they chose to ride a random stick I'd argue this is a fixie

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      2 years ago

      Instead of converting momentum into heat via friction of break pads, the bike uses regenerative braking to recharge the rider.

  • D61 [any]
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    2 years ago

    "There I fixed it."

    :chefs-kiss:

  • yellowfattybean [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I'm sad cuz I typed out a good comment but the website ate it when I hit submit. It was a joke about the handlebranch snapping when I lean forward to do a skid and absolutely bashing my parts onto the top tube and stem

  • Username150951 [any]
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    2 years ago

    This feels like a good place to say I used to have an 80s Raleigh with tube shifters that didn't click, they were just infinitely moveable levers

    I got a little better at it but that was kinda dangerous tbh. Fun though

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Like just non indexed or could you loop de loop them forever?

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I'm guessing like a bike version of a CVT transmission. No gears, just tapered cylinders that side along each other giving you infinite ratios

        No that's dumb, you couldn't fit something like that on a bike

        • 7bicycles [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          Check out the Enviolo, does literally that. It's fairly squarely E-Bike territory however because you get CVT power loss from it

  • ComradeLove [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    That's the bike John Henry rode when he took on the steam shovel.

    If I ever get to name a band it will be John Henry and the Steam Shovels.

  • wwiehtnioj [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    this might be ride-able with one hand on the stem at all times and the other levering turns going very slowly ofc