• Voidance [none/use name]
    hexbear
    68
    16 days ago

    While you were studying historical materialism, I was reading the manual to EU4

  • kot [they/them]
    hexbear
    61
    16 days ago

    When you get your politics from playing Skyrim

    • SkingradGuard [he/him]
      hexbear
      43
      16 days ago

      To be fair to the Hungarians, they're what the Europeans would consider "invaders", if this person was really a retvrn freak, Hungary wouldn't exist.

    • huf [he/him]
      hexbear
      29
      16 days ago

      yeah stand back everyone, apparently jesus christ was a hungarian prince! our loonies are vindicated. christianity is our ancestral religion.

  • Egon [they/them]
    hexbear
    38
    edit-2
    16 days ago

    Is he giving the Danes control of Alsace-Lorraine and part of the balkans? Impeccable, no notes. Giving the Gauls all of Iberia? Sure that makes sense

    • someone [comrade/them, they/them]
      hexbear
      27
      16 days ago

      When I conquer the world, I'm going to forcibly resettle everyone in Alsace-Lorraine to elsewhere, wall it off, and let it return to nature. If the little brats who have been killing each other for centuries over it can't play nice and share, nobody gets to play with it.

    • kot [they/them]
      hexbear
      21
      edit-2
      16 days ago

      He doesnt know what any of these words mean. He probably just googled "traditional european tribes" and went with the first results.

    • theposterformerlyknownasgood [she/her]
      hexbear
      10
      edit-2
      16 days ago

      The raven banner is only Danish insofar as all Scandinavians were called "Danes" as a metonym by the English for a bit. Theres a raven banner on the bayeux tapestry. It's not really a Danish symbol

      • Egon [they/them]
        hexbear
        4
        edit-2
        16 days ago

        Thank you, I am aware, thats why I wrote "Danes" but I can see how that can be confusing.

    • Egon [they/them]
      hexbear
      51
      16 days ago

      Yeah, this white supremacist map doesn't make any sense!

        • Egon [they/them]
          hexbear
          8
          edit-2
          16 days ago

          Add it to the roster of bangers which I've written and and been snubbed for by the FADCIST THOUGHT POLICE mods and admins

    • dementor333 [she/her]
      hexbear
      15
      16 days ago

      or the Hungarians considering they're basically blocking off a Yugolsavia exclave from mega-Russia or whatever that's supposed to be.

      • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        17
        16 days ago

        Surprisingly generous to the Sami people though. They've been assigned some very important mining areas that they have not actually laid claim to. Very woke.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
      hexbear
      9
      16 days ago

      Spain, Ireland, and chunks of England are "Celtic" because a linguistic and pottery culture that's not well defined in archeology from 3,000 years ago, but all the "-sexes" in the UK get to be vikings.

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
    hexbear
    32
    16 days ago

    I appreciate the independent Sápmi somehow coexisting alongside the fucking raven banner pan-Germanic shit

    • Owl [he/him]
      hexbear
      27
      16 days ago

      Better, he's cancelling Christianity because he thinks it's a Jewish plot.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
        hexbear
        8
        16 days ago

        That's been a thing with E*ropean nationalists since the 19th century. Idk who started it but it times in to the German "volk" bs and lots of other right wing European nationalisms.

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
    hexbear
    26
    16 days ago

    (looks at Bulgaria)

    "Ah yes. Exactly one-half Romanian and one-half Greek."