A German art student posing as one of China's terracotta warriors at the heritage site in Xi'an,2006.
Police took 2 minutes to find the "living" one, as he did not harm the relics, he was not arrested or charged but only given a criticism, and outfit was confiscated.

Dudes rock moment?

  • 7bicycles [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    Kind of amazed china has apparently adopted a long standing legislative proposal of mine, the dudes rock clause where if you pull it off without breaking anything or harming anyone it's legal, albeit the cops are allowed to peacefully stop you from doing it

    • machiabelly [she/her]
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      13 days ago

      Wondering how the mandarin dungeon masters guide translates "rule of cool"

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    13 days ago

    Wasn't arrested or anything? In the US the cops would have tackled him and broken a few of the warriors in the process and charged him with reckless endangerment or something ridiculous

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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      13 days ago

      You just don't appreciate the 8 dimensional chess the Chinese authoritarians are playing right now. This poor bastard ended up back in Germany.

    • Rom [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      They would have charged him for the damage they caused after unnecessarily opening fire and damaging shit.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      13 days ago

      They'd charge him with assault after he aggressively used his forearm in a defensive move to try to deflect their batons from smashing his face.

      Monteggia fracture: Causes

      It's always good to have a Wikipedia link to share with skeptical libs.

  • ProfessorOwl_PhD [any]
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    13 days ago

    he was not arrested or charged but only given a criticism

    This is probably something like a caution but I'd like to imagine the cops were there going "your outfit's shit, wrong colour, face makeup sucks, 2/10"

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      Your hair? Wack! Your gear? Wack! Your jewelry? Wack! Your footstance? Wack! The way that you talk? Wack! The way you don't even like to smile? Wack! Us? We're tight as fuck!

      And you definitely can't stand properly!

    • LaughingLion [any, any]
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      13 days ago

      akshually they threatened him and his family this just prooves how ebil china are, tanky

      • VILenin [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        The lack of evidence only proves how dastardly those celestial barbarians are, they don’t want you to know that they rounded up his entire family and alternately shot at their feet while gleefully yelling “dance for me!”

        • LaughingLion [any, any]
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          13 days ago

          i went to china and a chinese police officer threw a water balloon at my feet and the water balloon exploded and it was filled with pee and the pee splashed on me and everyone laughed at me because i had the water balloon pee on me this injustice will not stand

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    39
    13 days ago

    took 2 minutes

    yeah his color was pretty off, needed to be chalkier, do better next time lib.

    it would be funny if someone else had tried more successfully and we dont know because they didn't get caught

      • VILenin [he/him]
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        13 days ago

        Xi Jinping doesn’t want you to know that the “ancient” Terracotta Warriors are actually the encased corpses of executed foreign tourists

    • huf [he/him]
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      12 days ago

      a ton of people tried this and they're still there to this day. that's the so-called terra cotta army. it's just some dudes dedicated to the bit.

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      13 days ago

      Maybe the Qin atrocities activated the German genocide gene and made them feel warm and fuzzy inside

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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    13 days ago

    I don't want to encourage this behavior, because some doofus will break something in the future, but this is pretty funny.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    13 days ago

    2 minutes is a crack response if you ask me, that's quick