Hell Yes https://twitter.com/sahouraxo/status/1788696871449272750

  • EatPotatoes [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    Israel is also getting a suspicously high number of votes in last night's semi-finale. Higher then even Ukraine since the war with hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian refugees spread throughout Europe who got their act to win in 2022.

    It's so funny because if anybody watches this intercontinental embarrasment, the European Broadcast Union failson that "counts" the text message votes is treated with so much reverence every contest for a couple of minutes. If they don't do anything about it and Israel wins the "public" vote then the contest will have likely have to be hosted in Israel the next year.

    Europe is such a an embarrassment. eu-cool :

    • anaesidemus [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      The final score is split between the public vote and a panel of judges from every country. The votes you see from the presenters are the judges votes, then the televotes are added on at the end in reverse order, ending with the one who got the most votes from the public.

      That's in the final, in the semi-finals they just say who goes in the finals and then the scores are posted online after the final.

      • EatPotatoes [none/use name]
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        7 months ago

        But the public vote can have a huge sway on these things toward the end on Saturday. The juries or whatever they are called are between a rock in a hard place. Their vote is shown country by country weighted like 1 to 12 and many countries broadcasters will be afraid of looking antisemitic compared to a potential tidal wave in the public vote.

        • anaesidemus [he/him]
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          7 months ago

          yeah, usually the jury vote is more biased than the public vote, like the exact opposite of what they are supposed to be

    • JayTwo [any]
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      7 months ago

      Are you talking about the "technical glitch" in Italy?
      Or did something else happen?
      Broadcasters aren't even supposed to know the tally so idk what's going on there but it sure smells mighty fishy.

      • EatPotatoes [none/use name]
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        7 months ago

        Yeah should have linked that sorry. Exact same source I have. I really hope I am not talking out of my ass because it's so funny and being exposed to this super-lib genocide loving song contest all my life has caused some profound psychic damage.

        Now the Netherlands has likely been kicked out for highlighting the obvious security risk of letting Israel perform but not the genocide? Also a weird Scooter meets euro/globo federalist act that kinda slaps.

        • JayTwo [any]
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          7 months ago

          I just found out about Joost. He's a big crowd favorite and now he is banned from rehearsals and probably the final for... reasons...

          Other entrants were able to say things and be reprimanded then perform anyways like Barbie Thug and Windows 95 man so I wonder what happened. Was he too flippantly honest? Or was an allegation fabricated as a way to fix the results?

          Israel fixing Eurovision to try to rehab their sinking public image is peak hell world so I'm defaulting to that right now.

    • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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      7 months ago

      If they don't do anything about it and Israel wins the "public" vote then the contest will have likely have to be hosted in Israel the next year.

      Will be difficult given that it won't exist by then inshallah

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    In other news, Belgium has just solved Europe's looming energy crisis by harnessing the kinetic energy of King Leopold turning in his grave.

    • JamesConeZone [they/them]
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      7 months ago

      Third one is for real though, China will have to do an operation paperclip before the fall of the EU to keep that shit going

      • Comp4 [she/her]
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        7 months ago

        Collecting Belgians like they're Pokémon after WW3 to keep my tasty treats.

      • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        Monasteries were a good idea because it gave dudes a couple centuries to just sit around and figure out beer

        • LeninsBeard [he/him]
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          7 months ago

          Critical support to 7th century monks for creating the idea of drinking your lunch

      • Moss [they/them]
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        7 months ago

        I really don't like beer except for this one belgian beer I got for my housemate for Christmas. It was 10% and easily the best beer I've ever had

          • Moss [they/them]
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            7 months ago

            Conduct

            Ummmmmm uhhhhhhb I'm trying my best here. All I remember is that the box had gnomes on it

            • emizeko [they/them]
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              7 months ago

              La Chouffe?

              https://chouffe.com/en-us/discover-our-legends/

    • aqwxcvbnji [none/use name]
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      7 months ago

      You're forgetting PTB-PVDA: the only marxist-leninst party in Europe with amazing poll numbers. Currently around second place (in a landscape with twelve parties) in the polls for the election in June.

    • rio [none/use name]
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      7 months ago

      One of my most firmly held convictions is that Belgian beer is thoroughly overrated.

      They’re either too heavy or they have weird fucking flavors. Why the fuck do I want chocolate or cherry flavored beer? When have you ever drank a beer and thought “I would love to eat a bar of chocolate while I’m drinking this.”

      No. Fuck no.

      And even the non-Trappist beers are just ok, usually too heavy bodied.

      Vedet is ok. That’s all.

  • Vncredleader
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    7 months ago

    Julien Lahaut is moldering in the grave, but his soul goes marching on