There has barely been any reporting on the incidents. One was with United and the other with Qatar Airways, both extremely similar where the planes started rapidly descending immediately after take off, coming within less than a 1000 ft of the ocean and then suddenly shooting up again.
To me it reads like some systemic failure which caused the falls and some automatic crash detection system that kicks in when the plane nears the ocean surface and automatically climbs up.
Fucking scary shit.
Southwest the latest victim. They used to be the best in the market. Now the executives know nothing about running an airline. It's sad.
under the hexbear regime we must close all the business schools and send graduates to camps for reeducation in useful labor skills
Damn that thing looks like a blast. I'd love to ride that rollercoaster before I die.
You know why they're called Boeing?
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Because you're Boeing to crash! Wocka wocka!
I thought they were called Boeing after the sound they make when they bounce off the ground
But they paid fines and no executive went to jail. Problem solved right?
By Ralph Nader March 21, 2019 Greedy Boeing’s Avoidable Design and Software Time Bombs
In practice, one Boeing engineer would conduct a test of a particular system on the Max 8, while another Boeing engineer would act as the FAA’s representative, signing on behalf of the U.S. government that the technology complied with federal safety regulations…” “Hundreds of Boeing engineers would have played out this scenario thousands of times as the company sought to verify the performance of mechanical systems, hardware installation and massive amounts of computer code…”
So, citizens, watch out for bloviating Congressional Committee members castigating Boeing executives at the witness table before the television cameras and then doing nothing once the television broadcasts fade away.
good to see that boeing is making planes that don't like staying in the air
I have to fly in a few months for a funeral on terf island Jesus fuck :screm3:
maybe you can get a flight on an Airbus. they usually list the aircraft when you buy a ticket
That sounds like what the 737 maxes were doing, right? Except they didn't manage to pull up
787s and 777s don't have the MCAS though so it's weird.
They must have found a new way to make a plane want to kill itself
Amsterdam and Copenhagen
- if plane crash, blame on le faulty Brown person brain instead of the defective machinery
- if mayobrain, then don't talk about the news
I ain't getting on a Boeing plane after watching a documentary about the 737 Max shit. I do not trust this company at all and they did not get punished for intentionally causing deaths of hundreds of people.
Qatar was spatial disorientation and there is no such automatic pull-up system. The warning system will activate and the plane will shout at you to pull up, which you probably should if you value your life. The autopilot will disconnect and you will have to hand fly it out of the dive. About the United incident we know literally nothing but it could be as simple as leaving the altitude set to zero. The plane will dive into the ocean if you tell it to. This is most likely a systemic training issue. Boeing being a criminally neglectful company and people fucking up are not mutually exclusive.
Hexbear users try not to come to preemptive conclusions challenge
What if they made planes that go on the ground? You could take the wings off so they would take up a lot less space and you'd only need one engine so I bet it would be more environmentally friendly as well. Maybe you could have some kind of dedicated track system for them so they could go really fast, that would be neat.
shitting my pants, slamming my beer, screaming "yeeehaw" :deng-cowboy:
