“NOOOO YOU HAVE TO PUT ON A THREE PIECE SUIT TO BUY A GROCERIES!!!” wojak-nooo

  • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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    2 months ago

    Broke: wearing sweats in public

    Woke: wearing the same sweats in public for multiple days in a row because you are thriving

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    These are the same people who get mad if you put your elbows on the table or sit down to eat with a hat on. I wish my life was so simple that I had the energy to give things like that a second thought.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      One of my dad's wives was a Brit and I learned about the headwear thing from her. I never encountered it before. She pulled a face when I come to the dinner table wearing a baseball cap. She didn't even make a sentence. She just said "Your cap..." and she got even more annoyed I didn't understand what she meant. I took it off because I didn't want to get in an argument. I just wanted to eat.

      I never thought of her as my step-mother. I always thought of her as my dad's wife.

    • VILenin [he/him]M
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      2 months ago

      I’ve been yelled at for leaning forward to drink from a straw instead of picking the cup up and bringing it to my mouth. Like how about you take your hand and shove it up your ass

      • Tunnelvision [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        It’s racism because when they do it no one cares, but when poc do it we’re considered trashy.

        • RyanGosling [none/use name]
          hexagon
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          2 months ago

          I think it’s primarily a classist thing. I’ve been looking at beltless holsters and I just see a lot of presumably boomers going “uhhh just be a man and wear a belt!!” Lol grow up and wear pants that fit

          • Tunnelvision [they/them]
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            2 months ago

            If you saw the look these white people give me and my wife you wouldn’t think so.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I'm more concerned about the people wearing their actual pajamas places. Like nooooooooo you're going to get your bed sheets dirty!

  • davel [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I surprised myself by how much respect I lost for a friend when they were disgusted by someone for wearing street clothes at the gym.

    Who the fuck gives a shit, Merin?

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        Depends on the beach. You go to a cold rainy pacific northwest Beach you're gonna want those jeans.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 months ago

      Street clothes? Like jeans while deadlifting or something lol. Seems efficient to me. You work out in your dirty work clothes and don’t need to fill extra space with gym clothes.

  • sir_this_is_a_wendys [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I wear sweatpants like 95% of the time. I even wore them on my last date (we made out in the back of her car).

  • Chronicon [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    I rarely wear anything other than a tshirt and jeans tbh. Summer is vying to change that though

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I'm going to go grocery shopping dressed like a Napoleonic cavalier after church on Sunday and make disapproving faces at all the boomers wearing suits.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    maybe the someone in question is a fuckhead Zionist senator who mocks protestors and they are latching onto dress as an admittedly misguided attack vector

  • TheSpectreOfGay [he/him, she/her]
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    2 months ago

    the only correct outfit is a collared shirt and dress pants

    less than that? you're poor

    more than that? overdressed, why do you want attention so bad?

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Isn’t athleisure wear one of the worst offenders for microplastics in clothing?

    • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Not exactly the fault of consumers. All the shit we wear is toxically made and toxically disposed of. The recommendation I read was to not use dry detergent with synthetic fibers since it is more abrasive and more gets into the water.

    • sir_this_is_a_wendys [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      I'm slowly trying to convert my wardrobe to all cotton stuff. Unfortunately there's really no substitute for elastic.

  • mayo_cider [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    The same people still think that proper etiquette means five different spoons and forks for a single meal