Isn't @StopAntisemites like the most hardcore zionist on twitter? If I remember correctly, that account literally thinks that people just breathing is antisemitic.
Please correct me if I'm wrong, I don't even use twitter.
Yeah they used to do an antisemite of the week thing and you could get on there for just saying, “from the river to the sea.” They also tried to find out the author to the onion article, “IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child” so they could label him an antisemite. And I think they called Seth Rogen an antisemite for the eve fartlow thing
"IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child"
https://www.theonion.com/idf-soldier-recounts-harrowing-heroic-war-story-of-kil-1826048745
JERUSALEM—Describing the terrifying yet valiant experience to his fellow battalion members, Israel Defense Forces soldier Yossi Saadon recounted Tuesday his harrowing, heroic war story of killing an 8-month-old Palestinian child during a violent attack against protesters. “It was a heart-pounding experience—there was smoke and gunfire all around me, and I made a split-second decision to hurl that canister of tear gas at the encroaching infant cradled in her father’s arms,” said Saadon to the group of awed soldiers, describing the chills that went up and down his spine as he realized that all he had was his M16 assault rifle and some tear gas to defend himself against the unarmed Palestinian family standing only dozens of yards away. “I could see the whites of the baby’s eyes and hear her terrifying cries, and I knew it was either her or me. And this wasn’t some newborn infant, you know? This was a baby who could probably sit up independently. I was scared, but I acted quickly to throw that tear gas at her and her older sister. And who knows how many lives I saved when I shot the women trying to help her?” At press time, Saadon’s battalion commander informed him that he was submitting his name for the Medal of Valor, the IDF’s highest honor.
"This was a baby who could probably sit up independently" is :chefs-kiss:
Someone on Hexbear posted “These [antisemites of the week] are just white people who hate Jews and people of color who criticize Israel.”
Think these are the "Jenna Ortega is the antisemite of the year" clowns
This is one of those “fighting antisemitism” accounts that primarily reposts alternating antisemitic and anti zionist content to conflate the two.
I'm operating under the assumption that's balsamic vinegar and not chocolate syrup.
Other than the orange (not bad, just kinda wtf) it does look tasty though
You can tell its germany because of the rando tomato and salad pieces from the salad mix bag available in the local supermarkets haha
Its smoked salmon and this is like a bagel for breakfast.
Yeah, I get that. I’m saying the bagels themselves don’t look like they’re traditionally prepared
Most germans don’t even know that bagel are a jewish culinary tradition, its just a another piece of shaped bread
So this is how seriously they take their "job" behind the scenes, when they're not yelling at activists for noticing how many people the IDF murders? Good to know.
I still can't get over the fact that they capitalize all their nouns. that's some sick shit.
EDIT: I feel like I didn't put enough absurdity into this to make sure that the tone is joking. love to my bratwurst brothers and sisters
Other than the egg on the top and the drizzle, it looks decent. I could get behind a sausage egg and cheese on a triple-decker bagel.
Can't tell if there is any cream cheese which is I guess another problem.
I also took a second look, and it looks like it might not be a triple decker bagel sandwich and instead a bagel sandwich on top of an unrelated piece of bread.
its either an unsliced plain bagel (monstrous) a pitiful bun of some sort, or even worse, some kind of diabolical sausage
I have to wonder can you even “do” bagels right?
Most infuriating sentence I've ever read on this website
Boiling the bread changes the texture and makes it nice and chewy. If you don't care for the texture then idk what to tell you. Also everything bagels (poppyseed, sesame, caraway seed, dried onion/garlic) are the correct kind.
Goes really well with cream cheese or salmon. Or just butter/margarine.
Kaisersemmel fucking suck ass. I'll hand you Vollkorn and especially like a good rye bread, that shit's good, Kaisersemmels are the most milquetoast bullshit imaginable and the best of them loses to a vacuum packed toasted bagel you can get from a german supermarket
As ayour average German/Nazi offspring guy, I have to wonder can you even “do” bagels right?
New tagline
making me agree even harder with a zionist in this comment section holy shit :stalin-stressed:
Thick and chewey, boiled, none of the preservatives in grocery store bagels, with spread, pickled red onions and capers. I hear carnists like cream cheese and lox.
