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  • Concured [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    What if they decided to not tell anyone cause they thought stretching it out would make for good television.

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    • JK1348 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I honestly believe that's what happened it's what news corporations really bank off of

    • determinism2 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I'm imagining a live video feed of the imploded sub at the ocean floor with a 96 hr audio feed of the various media outlets counting down to their deaths.

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Wow. Pretending they were still alive this whole time was a lot crueler than any crab meme shared on hexbear

    What I'm saying is we need to up our game next time

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Idk if it's even possible to out do the US military in terms of pointless cruelty.

    • anotherone [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      Someone said "you know we haven't had one of those really good 'people are trapped' international news events in a while, let's play this one out"

  • wheresmysurplusvalue [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Do you think there was like 2 seconds where a tiny leak started, and they looked at it and said "that's not good" before being smashed into a singularity?

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      1 year ago

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    • SerLava [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      James Cameron said in an interview like yesterday or something, that they probably heard the hull groaning or whatever word he used. Er er er er er eerererrrerr that kind of shit.

      And then it took literally 1 millisecond to incinerate everyone inside the cabin and pack them into a dense wad of ash that then exploded less than a millisecond later

      Yes apparently they were all incinerated in a flash hotter than the surface of the sun, because they were riding essentially an enormous cavitation bubble

      • amtoodumbtousethinkbox [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        wait what, how does that work? like theyre underwater but its hotter than the sun?? Username relevant to my inability to understand this btw

        • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Know how in a diesel cylinder, the fuel ignites just because of pressure, with no spark plug needed?

          • SerLava [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            and now realize that those billionaires were not different enough from diesel for the difference to really matter

        • SerLava [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Yeah this video shows near-vacuum bubbles collapsing and striking a beer bottle. Note that the glass doesn't break because of a shockwave traveling through the the glass - it breaks because of the tiny bubble collapsing and causing a little bit of water to slam into the glass.

          The bubbles are just above 0 atmospheres, while the surrounding liquid is basically just at standard earth air pressure at sea level, around 1 atmosphere. So the difference in pressure here is 1 atmosphere.

          The titanic wreck is sitting under 375 atmospheres of pressure and the cabin was at 1.

      • quarrk [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Unlikely they heard any noises from the hull, as it was carbon fiber and not steel or something else that would bend.

    • 4zi [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      The ceo probably saw the leak as an opportunity to disrupt the marketplace of life, and said give me another 250k or we go deeper, and the other rich people couldn’t disrupt the market enough to convince him otherwise

    • Staines [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      At they pressure they were at, any tiny leak would have been like a water jet cutter.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    WTF is an implosion sound? Write out the sound you detected like a comic book sound effect bubble you cowards! Was it a KAKLONK sound or more of a SQUEEEEESH?

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    2 months ago

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  • MaxOS [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Implosion crunch: “I sleep”
    Light tapping: “real shit!?”

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      1 year ago

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      • Weedian [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        so they knew they ded but also did a giant search for the news lol

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I'm assuming there were either liability requirements or Laws of the Sea requirements. My understanding is that mariners aren't supposed to give up on rescue attempts until they're sure, even if they people they're trying to rescue are complete shitheads.

          • daisy
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            2 years ago

            I think it would also be considered a good training exercise.

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              1 year ago

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        • Washburn [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          They were bored and didn't have anything going on this week lol

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    1 year ago

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    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      My guess? There’s more to it than just rescuing some billionaires.

      yeah a free naval training exercise spongebob-party

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      1 year ago

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      • turboturds [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        How many teenagers every day are pressured into doing dangerous things like working in sweatshops to fulfill the demands of capitalists?

        Why should the teenager of a capitalist get a pass?

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            1 year ago

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                1 year ago

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                • spectre [he/him]
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                  2 years ago

                  This is where I do most of my browsing, but it's always been apparent to me that others here really can't peel themselves away from Twitter for some reason. I used it for like a year and it was fine, but it never felt special or de-isolating in the way that this place is (especially when you remove the Twitter-brain)

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          1 year ago

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          • underisk [none/use name]
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            2 years ago

            Google says his net worth was estimated about at a third of a billion. Not really much point in fretting over the distinction at that scale.

            Still feel sorry for the kid. Maybe he could have learned something from watching his father become part of a historical monument to the arrogance of wealth, and the way everyone celebrated it.

    • berrytopylus [she/her,they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Seems like it was being used as a practice exercise honestly, which makes sense. Not like people actually go missing in the deep ocean much so use what you can to train.

    • Sasuke [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      we need to send down another team of billionaires to investigate just to be sure