I've seen some pretty good ones. ErnestGoesToGulag is my personal favorite. Any standouts from our clever comrades?
named myself after this old lady in our family that would plant IEDs on roads when the nazis invaded
For some reason I thought that was your real name this whole time
I'm shocked and offended that nobody has nominated me yet.
But as much as we meme BMF's posts, the name @black_mold_futures@hexbear.net is a goddamn banger in its own right.
All of them. You're all based comrades and all of your usernames are heckin valid
One that made me stop dead in my tracks:
Runner-up @GarfieldFeetPics@hexbear.net
Mom, I finally made it. I'm a microcelebrity on a niche internet forum.
No you're not you have disturbing username.that a few people remember
A micronanocelebrity on this site is dirt owl
nsfw
@Ram_The_Manparts
Funny, but
.I guess the "ultrawide" in @mkultrawide is probably a reference to monitors, but it makes me think of modular homes for some reason instead, like a double-wide, which is funny to me. Or just like an extremely wide CIA guy, like the stretched out Corbyn emote, but the opposite. I dunno. Love it though.
It is a reference to monitors, but now I'm thinking about the Trailer Park Boys doing Sunnyvale MK Ultra.
The boys secretly dose the entire park with hash and use stolen satellite dishes to generate directional sound to whisper in everyone's ears and make everyone think they're going crazy, thereby letting them get away with the greatest heist of all time: stealing Randy's burgers from the freezer.
This is a good list I'll just latch on to it i can't think of all the ones I've seen
Yeah, missing a bunch and there are so many good ones in other comments that were missed. And no one has mentioned @Acute_Engles yet.
Aw shucks i was doing geometry homework for my apprenticeship when I made the account lol
Might be showing my age, but I've always enjoyed @nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net and @DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net.
@MF_COOM@hexbear.net @Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net
what can I say, I like the silly vulgar ones
In retrospect, I probably should’ve just named myself Gay Baby and removed all the layers
insha inanna we can access the archives again
@happybadger@hexbear.net he's happy
@Stalin@hexbear.net
ok look, just do @ stalin and read through the names it's amazing@MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net
the lawn is landlordsnsfw
@weshallovercum@hexbear.net
got you, pervert!Hahaha, I only just saw this. I can't believe I'm actually known by username round here.
Thanks!
there's no need to be clever and original when there are plenty of popular things that you can still name yourself
