• asaharyev [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Libs are going to abandon AOC faster than you can finish the first mimosa.

    • agoddamncheeto [any]
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      4 years ago

      What if I sleep in late and my breakfast is really more like my lunch?

      • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I’m afraid to say you’re eating brunch and are probably a lib 😔

  • Girtsquirt [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Sees AOC and foot in the same title. Very disappointed.

    • SweetCheeks [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      god i want to be her 'footing'. just imagine her coming home after a hard day on capital hill, running back and forth the long hallways, accumulating a good couple miles of distance. all while it's a ridiculously hot summer and she just sweats for hours while she's working so hard. at the end her feet are so tired and cramped from walking all day in her super comfy flats wearing just the tightest and most delicious pantyhose imaginable that just conforms to every nook and cranny of her lower body. then when she plants herself on the sofa right in front of you she slowly takes off her shoes and the most heavenly aroma that has been building for hours oozes everywhere , filling the deepest crevices of your nose. Then she asks you to massage her hurting feet, so you just rub and squeeze her pantyhose clad feet. they are so soft and beautiful. while the time flies you just can't think straight anymore, the wonderful smell of this gorgeous woman just doesn't stop, in fact it's intensifying in aroma as your careful rubbing releases all the trapped goodness. then it happens, while the tightness in your pants becomes unbearable, you can't control it anymore, you plant your nose right in between her toes. you take the deepest breath you've ever taken, as if you'd been starved for oxygen your entire life. tears come out of your eyes as you sniff, and the smell of aoc's curated sweat burns oh so sweet in your eyes and nose. she looks at you, at first with confusion and then with disgust. she thought she could trust you to massage her feet without getting horny like all the other guys. but slowly, her look changes from disgust to a faint grinning. you suddenly feel her feet pushing stronger against your nose, both now firmly planted on each side of your face. the smell just became 10 times more intense. she commands you to take your pants off and lie down on the floor. you of course oblige, you have no free will of your own anymore. aoc proceeds to massage your face with her feet. the smell and the faint moisture from her sweat become your face mask. in the wonderful dampness you have mild trouble breathing, but you don't care about that anymore. she tickles your nose by repeatedly grapping it with her toes, she caresses your hair, finally she sticks her toes into your mouth. she demands that you suck on her toes like you did on your mommy's teat. you have no concept of time anymore and before you come to realize it, you already came and made a huge mess all over aoc's feet.

        • SweetCheeks [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Mommy is pleased. she now has no further use for you, you're really just a plaything for her, subject to all her whims. maybe if you're an obedient slave to her she will grace you with her feet occasionally. much like a dog you will perform tricks, if you do as she demands she will reward you with an old sock that has sadly already lost much of its scent, but has retained just barely enough of it to throw you into an erotic daze. every time you emerge out of it your obedience to your mistress rises, very soon you don't remember ever not serving aoc with every fiber of your existence. her aroma has made it deep into your memories. you can't feel arousal anymore without subconsciously feeling her soft, wonderful feet on your face, hearing the subtle sound of fabric rubbing against itself and on your body. any faint smell that is in the air, your brain instantly amplifies it and turns it into the intense sensation of aoc's sweaty foot smell gently, yet with force blessing your face and nose. whenever you have aoc's feet right next to you, you have to exert keen control to not cum hands free. you are salivating and dripping with wetness. keenly you await the orders of your mistress, you have been conditioned to follow them, almost reflexively, but you have no recollection of executing her commands. with a single cue she will make you cum hands free, there is nothing you could possibly do about it.

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The gommunists taking away our brunch

  • GothWhitlam [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Fuck brunch. Afternoon tea is the mid-meal of the proletariat.

  • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    There is no such thing as brunch. Eating certain meals at a certain time is reactionary.

  • poppy_apocalypse [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    Sayeth Bourdain: Brunch is nothing but a "horrible, cynical way of unloading leftovers and charging three times as much as you ordinarily charge for breakfast," he said. "It's the least popular shift for cooks. I personally hate it.

  • ufologist [any]
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    4 years ago

    Those Eggs Bennies have become Eggs Barricades.

  • Adrian_Zenz [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    In the same video she implores everyone to go out and vote. Who does chapo.chat have a bigger hate boner for, libs or electoralism?

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      4 years ago

      I mean, she's a sitting US Rep, I'm not really expecting her to make anti-electoralism arguments.

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          Communists love to project an ideal onto Bernie & AOC, then get upset when that ideal isn't real lol it's so weird

            • hogposting [he/him,comrade/them]
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              4 years ago

              they arent worth supporting or wasting time on at this point

              If they do nothing but force the word "socialism" into a semi-acceptable place in the political mainstream they're absolutely worth supporting.

            • PhaseFour [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              I guess me being mad at my countries worthless socdems (that are to the left of bernie and aoc) and the left that falls for their bs means im projecting an ideal on to them ??

              If you call people - who were never aligned with you - "traitors", yes, you're projecting. Bernie & AOC have clearly reiterated that they are opposed to the world communist movement for decades & years, respectively.

              They're not traitors. They're just not on your team.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      due to your username I'm going to assume this claim is false

      • GVAGUY3 [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Wonder how many users they have decided we killed.