Every single person with a penis has done this at least once but most of us don't write a book about it
EDIT: this is clearly a class divide and the bourgeoisie are showing their ass in the comments (it has a golden buttplug in it)
Sometimes being normal about sex is one thing i like about left movements.
Every single person with a penis has done this
What? Did I miss the dudes101 class? Was it a fucking group text that I thought was spam? When was I supposed to do such a thing lmao
I went to a reputable sex shop and bought a nice masturbation sleeve. It's hypoallergenic and since it's made from silicon it's easy to clean and sterilize, while being safe and comfortable for your skin.
Nerd! I ran the garden hose til the earth was just soft enough and I fucked the muddy hole in the ground
Look Mother Earth needs the rejuvenating love of the New King to bring an end to winter and ensure a fertile harvest. No one said it was going to be neat, clean, and airbrushed!
I’m not ape brained enough to fuck my couch. Now, a pringles can on the other hand
Straight up; we need better sex education so people can learn how to masturbate.
The surgeon general that suggested that in the most vague way in the 90s got fired.
Hold up, I thought you were supposed to use two dish sponges, a glove in the middle, and then rubber bands around the outside to hold the doohickey together. Furniture tends to have things like upholstery staples or zipper teeth where you least expect them.
Two sponges, an empty pringles can, a few rubberbands and a condom was what I heard
[1] Vance, J.D. (2016). "Hillbilly Elegy". pp. 179-181, ISBN 978-0-00822-109-6
hey, Trillbillies said he didn't mention his sexuality until page 209!
Oh fuck. I misunderstood this for too long. I thought this meant he made some kind of dildo contraption with the glove, got on all fours, and got pounded by sofa cock
Take it to your grave, comrade. We'll keep it in the dark.
for this!
Or should you?
