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  • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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    4 months ago

    Imagining like, Harry Carey or Vin Scully commentating that lmao

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    "HOLY COW she's done it! A whole footlong pecker in the keister to the hilt! I don't believe it! This'll be a 10/10 gold medal for sure! Folks, you might've just witnessed a new world record now in the Bottom Olympics."

    • kristina [she/her]M
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      4 months ago

      "Carey the girth is only wide as a pencil, the referees are going to have to call it"

      • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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        4 months ago

        A home plate umpire angrily taking off his mask and pointing at the top watching queer sex yelling THAT'S A BALK, BOTTOM MOVES TO SECOND BASE and the top getting ejected from the boudoir for arguing that his "meat game" "actually IS 'top-tier'" and the ump is "horseshit" and "wouldn't know what a top looks like if he got hit between the eyes with a dreidel"