do not be afraid to die

  • anonymous_ascendent [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Lol he’s so pumped up on roids that he is ignoring his symptoms and stopping treatment early. It’s going to rule when he abruptly dies in 3 days

          • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            tbf he said "when? in julayh?" so it was less brain-fart of him actively saying the wrong word and more just him slurring speech because his brain is pudding

            dem? inshallah :dem:

          • VILenin [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            If you read it like "When? If god wills it?" It can kinda make a little sense

    • lvysaur [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      He's not going to die, they literally injected the antibodies directly into his bloodstream

      If he were a normie he absolutely would have died, yes

          • Totalscrotalimplosio [he/him,any]
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            4 years ago

            It's experimental? This particular mix of drugs has maybe been tried on a few other elite fucks before him, but there's no guarantee it works this time or his giant thickness doesn't complicate things.

    • ChapoBapo [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Exactly what I thought. It's hilarious to see all these "when I was on steroids after brain surgery I felt like I could lift a car or run 3 marathons" comments on social media and then Donald tweets this it's just way too on the nose.

    • joshieecs [he/him,any]
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      4 years ago

      The no healthcare part is obvious, but Kyle Kulinski put out a video saying Trump's drug treatment was basically the regular standard of care, that the monoclonal antibody treatment is not generally available quite yet, but can be obtained via a "compassionte use" request for patients in risk categories (e.g. being an obese septuagenarian.) Remdesivir is a similar situation, but the available supply is much higher. The other drugs would probably be commonplace.

    • communism_liker_69 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      my theory is that they used the time he spent in the hospital to set up a medical facility in the white house, so he can undergo any treatment needed while pretending to be healthy and quarantining,

        • Magjee [any]
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          4 years ago

          Infect it all up, resign and get a pardon

          Assuming they dont just stay in the WH after a SCOTUS fuck job

            • shitshow [any]
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              4 years ago

              Yeah I never imagined a president refusing to step down before Trump.

    • lvysaur [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      COVID is no big deal if you can afford $4,000,000 antibodies

  • Spartacus [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    this disease works in waves. until he gets to day 7-10, he's not outta the woods. so don't fall for his publicity stunts and be a doomer

      • Luther [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Give comrade covid time to work. Rome didn't fall in a day

    • OhWell [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Yes, this is what few seem to understand. Trump literally just bullied his way into an early release against doctors orders. I give it by Thursday-Friday, he'll be right back in the hospital.

    • Quaxamilliom [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      This just sounds like the the new 'Bernie could still win!' The guy is a fucking tank and never dying. He has a deal with the devil or someshit, him an Kissinger on the same shit.

    • AFineWayToDie [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Each daily dose requires the adrenal glands of three albino Cambodian children.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Thesis: Bolsonaro getting a mild case of Covid and turning his country into a hellscape to prove it's not a big deal. Antithesis: Boris getting a fairly severe case of Covid and turning his country into a hellscape because that was the plan anyways. Synthesis:

    C'mon, virus! This isn't going to get so much as a wistful sigh out of Judie Foster! WORK HARDER!

  • UranicTomcat [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    "I feel better than I did 20 years ago" is the key line cause it just proves that it's just the roids giving him energy.

  • LeninsRage [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    When CHUDs whine about why you say you'd be thrilled if Trump dies, show them this and explain how he's inciting his followers to ignore public health measures.