And I'm talking about natural causes. Like him just keeling over from being the big moist macburger lover he is
That sliver of never-Trumpers would do it at this point and Trumpers will show up just to fill in the bubble next to his name one last time. Democrats blame Kamala's dad and purge everyone with based relatives.
in shambles.
It would be fantastic if he died on the podium mid-speech for the memes n gifs. I think a stroke would be funniest since we wouldn't really be able to tell
I think a stroke would be funniest
Kamala leftist shark-sharka-shark-shark-shark Marxist shark-shark-shark-shark-sharka-shark baby shark [Dies]
A Redd Foxx moment. He was a standup comedian and he had the role as the father on the 1970s sitcom Sanford and Son. One of his gags was to pretend he was having a heart attack.
Death
Foxx did his scripted part of the scene (walking across the back of a chair) while being livid. However, he fell to the floor immediately after doing so. Reese said that nobody initially suspected anything was wrong. Foxx, after all, was famous for having Fred Sanford fake heart attacks on Sanford and Son and was particularly skilled at pratfalls. Reese went to the floor when Foxx did not immediately rise and heard him say "get my wife" twice. Reese called for paramedics.
According to Joshua Rich at Entertainment Weekly: "It was an end so ironic that for a brief moment castmates figured Foxx–whose 1970s TV character often faked coronaries–was kidding when he grabbed a chair and fell to the floor."
None of his followers would believe it was natural causes and he would be worshipped as a martyr as people took to the streets to commit hate crimes in his name.
On one hand agreed, on the other hand Anglos are just looking for any excuse to commit hate crimes imo. If it destabilizes the Great Satan I say fingers crossed- hopefully the energies can be focused on cracKKKer and bourgeois infighting instead. Balkanize balkanize balkanize
Yeah the Dune metaphor works pretty well for Trump for a few reasons. Trump and the GOP have manipulated white supremacy and adjacent forces in America to suit their ends. Trump has been touted as a prophet and messiah among the Evangelicals and neo-Nazis who want him to go way more mask-off fascist and racist than he was in the beginning, and he keeps feeding into it to keep their support.
Paul is seen as a messiah among the Fremen and he uses that position to meet his own desire for revenge. However, between the first and second books, the Fremen go beyond what he needed them for and basically genocide an entire galaxy in their religious zeal.
It’d be very funny if every election, the republican candidate has to visit his grave
Fingers crossed. For however long the bipartisan parties and the devil YanKKKee regime exists, anyways
I'm honestly not sure if this would help Vance or hurt him, but I do know the conspiracy theories would be hilarious.
I'll say kamala beats Vance. Dudes a fucking weiner and the only charisma he has is saying that Trump picked him.
The republican party has essentially spent 10 years doing nothing but convincing their base that Trump is the only person who can do anything and nothing can get done without him. They will find another hog to cult of personality, but the shake up after his death will be hilarious.
He becomes the occluded Mahdi to
people and didn't really die and is going to return on January 17th or the 20th on the innaguration to do the storm bigly, believe me
⛈️ 
so you're saying trump can displace the totally alive 145 yo kennedy and become the truest imam
I'm still wanting to know more about what the Q dude that has the eagle in Dallas's deal was when all the -48 cultists went there
You don't have to hand it to them by any means, but the Q cranks have some fascinating characters
Obviously they will believe he is still alive and that he won the 2024 election (and 2020).
Probably conspiracy theories leading to another riot like Jan 6 but much smaller.
I would be banned from family chat for the amount of times I’d immitate “Donald Trump burning in hell” by audio memo
they'd do him like that warhammer guy and jd vance would be the first sacrifice
So instead of sacrificing psykers to the Astronomicon we're saccing incels?
