Funny answers only

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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    3 days ago

    Probably an overreaction by the cops, the ignorant pigs would assume the libs marching during brunch were attempting to somehow "overthrow" the new based goverment and go into full overdrive, unlike the real Jan 6th I assume the cops will start killing people immediately, probably by singling out POC members of the crowd

    Lib Jan 6th could only materialize as a police riot, since libs don't have the steel to do anything else except present a target for trigger happy Trump-loving swine

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
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    3 days ago

    Would the real life answer be accepted if it's funny? This actually happened after the 2000 stolen out in the open election. I believe it was immortalized in Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11. It's the same procedural vote that happened with Trump, but this time a large number of electors tried to make objections and give protest speeches. But that's not the funny part. The funny part is that since he was the vice president, Al Gore himself was the one banging the gavel and telling them to observe proper order.

    • GeorgeZBush [he/him]
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      3 days ago

      The funny part is that since he was the vice president, Al Gore himself was the one banging the gavel and telling them to observe proper order.

      Lmao looks like we'll have this again

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 days ago

    They would be wearing BRAT green to work. The most dedicated of them would stand in the free speech zone far away from Congress, holding plaquards saying "Mr. Trump sir, do you have no shame?" as welll as plaquards pointing out how morally superior they are for recognising Trump as the legitimate president, despite disagreeing with him.

  • Dr_Gabriel_Aby [none/use name]
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    3 days ago

    It legitimately can’t happen because of the police funding they did for the capitol in response to the last one. I think protests in general on Jan 6th or Inauguration Day will be met with barricades long before they get near the events near capitol hill

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    3 days ago

    Given how they've been focusing their anger, they're likely storming Jill Stein's house.

    An unfunny answer is some may actually carry out hatecrimes. doomer

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 days ago

    It will be fundamentally identical, but all the attendees will be wearing pink hats rather than red, and there will be a land acknowledgement before anything pops off.

  • mudpuppy [it/its, she/her]
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    3 days ago

    the most important thing that allowed jan 6 to happen was qanon. it doesn't get talked about often enough. the whole thing was predicting "the storm", and that was supposed to be it. so many people were already invested in the idea, they believed they had tons of powerful institutions on their side, and that they were saving the world by fulfilling the prophecy. for it to happen again, you'd need another qanon.

  • Commiejones [comrade/them, he/him]
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    3 days ago

    10000x what libs imagine tiny man square looked like 5 minutes after the picture of the guy standing in front of the tanks was taken.