We are doomed to a cycle of "happy birthday to this future president" tweets to increasingly more evil women running for president.
So I'm not the most evil woman you can imagine? I think I can work with that.
Harris 2024: Would you prefer Ivanka? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
genderbent mecha-hitler wishing herself, the future first-female-sexbot president, a happy buildday during the 2048 election, as she fires a salvo of micro-fissile-missiles into the adoring crowd, blasting "high hopes feat. buttigieg trance-remix" at volumes sufficient to destroy the human eardrum up to half a kilometer away.
i got high high hopes to shock the nation
run the guns for a cia operation
i got high high hopes
lmao if this is real I'm 100% convinced she's trying to curse the biden campaign (a la the lion of damascus) so she doesn't have to be the only rotten democrat to lose an unlosable election
if that's the case then biden would win because hilary is the opposite of the lion, she always fails
Hillary, in my (and many other’s) mind, you were elected in 2016. I regret that you were not able to claim the title. But, I regret even more, that we all have had to endure these past 4 years.. which could have been historically uplifting and bountiful!
My favorite Hillary fact is that she cried in a back room rather than face her supporters after she lost, you know, the way a real leader does it.
.......................I was 100% sure this was a meme post until I went to her Twitter to double-check. Holy shit.
Whoever wins on nov 3rd i am going to get a good laugh out of it. 🃏 :elmofire:
r/politics fan fiction intensifies: Biden gets elected, Biden resigns for health reasons on day one. Harris is about to get swarn in as President. Harris resigns. Pelosi gets swarn in as President, Pelosi nominates Hilary as VP. Gavin Newsome selects Chelsea Clinton to take Pelosi's house seat. Pelosi resigns. Hilary becomes president. Hilary nominates Harris as Attorney General. Harris arrests all the Trumps, Barr, and Kavanaugh. Kavanaugh agrees to retire for pardon. Clinton nominates Harris for Supreme Court. Yasssss Queen.
