• SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      14 hours ago

      It always comes from a "anonymous" "whistleblower" off fucking 4chan talking about underwater pyramids building UFOs and coming to abduct white people.

      • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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        13 hours ago

        I have a VERY reliable anonymous source with definitive proof that the UFOs over New Jersey are actually just the Nintendo Switch 2. (I will post proof later, I promise.) /s

        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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          13 hours ago

          Wait, your cousin works at Nintendo and totally told you the inside scoop, too?

          • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]
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            12 hours ago

            Its actually my girlfriend's dad. My girlfriend lives in Canada, and she already has a PlayStation 7, and she lets me play with it every time I go to Canada.

      • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]
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        12 hours ago

        underwater pyramids building UFOs and coming to abduct white people.

        With this kind of budget, this Stargate SG-1 reboot is gonna be off the chain

        • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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          11 hours ago

          Unfortunately that budget was blown entirely on finding more ammo for their P90s. Totally worth it.