• cosecantphi [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Now this is getting into the Hexbear deeplore. I can remember browsing new when I read the accusation post and thought chapo.chat was absolutely done for

  • kittin [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    never logging off and posting at all hours of the day and night is an opsec strategy to hide your timezone

  • someone [comrade/them, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    What about disclosing my easy and quick homemade chocolate bark recipe for tasty cannabis edibles with a really good kick to them?

    Well, the chocolate part is easy and quick. Preparing the cannabis coconut oil is more complex. This recipe assumes you've made that already.

    • 100g cannabis-infused coconut oil (Dilute the infused coconut oil with normal virgin coconut oil for a more mild effect. 50/50 is a good starting point.)
    • 75g cocoa powder
    • 50g maple syrup (Substitute pure honey for the maple syrup if that's easier to get where you live.)
    • 5g vanilla extract
    • 5g sunflower lecithin

    Line a 20cm by 20cm cake pan with aluminum foil. Melt the coconut oil on low heat in a saucepan (preferably one with a spout). When the oil is completely liquid, add the other ingredients together and keep on low heat. Mix very thoroughly.

    When the melted chocolate is completely smooth, pour it into the cake pan and level it. Put it in a freezer immediately and keep it there. It will keep for at least several weeks, probably longer.

    • Bureaucrat
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      1 month ago

      Can I use olive oil I've used in foodplay with my partner? I hate letting things go to waste

      • someone [comrade/them, they/them]
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        1 month ago

        Olive oil would work fine for the infusion process according to a recipe guide put out by the company I bought my infusing machine and decarb box kit from. I swear I don't work for them, I just like having a machine do the work instead of spending an entire day in the kitchen monitoring the process myself.

        I've never tried it so I have no idea what the taste would be like in chocolate edibles. I usually do refined coconut oil for infusing and virgin coconut oil for diluting. But from a bit of googling it looks like a lot of chocolatiers like using olive oil.

    • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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      1 month ago

      I'm sorry, the feds will be able to trace you from the maple syrup alone. It's too late for you now, comrade

    • Barabas [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      UlyssesT is currently logged off again, so you should be safe for now.

      I remember being incredibly confused when people kept talking about gamba and I kept imagining the shrimp.

        • Bureaucrat
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          1 month ago

          Is "the Barry incident" when he referred to Katherine Oppenheimer as "oppenheimers big booba waifu awooga " ?

          • BigLenin [none/use name]
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            1 month ago

            No that was when he was having a bunch of hot takes about Barry that people kept telling him weren't accurate and then revealed he hadn't watched the show, but also never intended to but defended his right to hate on it anyway.

            Booba waifu was funny to cuz he got pissed at me for joking about it, but I don't think you can use a phrase like "booba waifu" in your discourse and expect people to take it super seriously.

            • Bureaucrat
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              edit-2
              1 month ago

              Hadn't watched it

              zizek-ok

            • RNAi [he/him]
              hexagon
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              1 month ago

              I will forever hate on capeshit without having seen any of it

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      The 1488th type of liberalism

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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      1 month ago

      I enjoyed watching andor for like the few episodes I pirated before I got distracted for a few years.

      I probably should finish watching it sometime.

      • Bureaucrat
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        1 month ago

        It's good and the episodes are sort of split into arcs. The prison arc is the best

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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          1 month ago

          Yeah I stopped right after the first episode of the prison arc. Probably need to rematch it from the start whenever I get around to being in a t.v mood again

          • Bureaucrat
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            1 month ago

            You don't really have to, it kinda makes decent sense from there I think. Up to you, I'm not an admin so I can't force you

  • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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    1 month ago

    with the influx of new users i expect a big uptick in the number of "hexbear is dying" posts in the coming year

    • Bureaucrat
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      1 month ago

      I love how the new users profiles make it clear they're from bluesky. They all have texts that seem very public social mediaey. It's cute!

  • Bureaucrat
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    edit-2
    1 month ago

    I forgot about the family crest lol also don't disclose that you work for raytheon

      • Bureaucrat
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        1 month ago

        No that was someone else

        • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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          1 month ago

          Lmao I remember that. I don't remember who it was but I remember going "no fucking way, seriously?"

          • Bureaucrat
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            1 month ago

            I remember them complaining that people critiqued them/called them war criminals. "We can be comrades even though I work for Raytheon in one of their 'obviously evil' departments. There's no ethical consumption under capitalism"

            • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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              1 month ago

              Like the least evil thing you could do at Raytheon is be a janitor and even then I'd be giving you the side eye if you weren't trying to pull shit that made those fuckers lives more miserable or try to find a different job.

              • SamotsvetyVIA [any]
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                1 month ago

                You need to be janitoring at Raytheton like you're playing Dale & Dawson Stationery Supplies

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]A
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    1 month ago

    My family crest is the crest of Cichol, I don't have a fursona, and I don't have a steak subscription but if I was gonna have some kind of food subscription it's probably be for different kinds of coffee and tea.

    Also never ask about the best rock stacking techniques on hexbear

  • 2812481591 [any, it/its]
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    1 month ago

    Quarterly, I: Gules, a lion rampant queue fourch erect facing sinister Argent, armed and langued Or outlined Sable, crowned Or outlined Sable; II: Or, an eagle Sable charged with across its breast and wings a crescent Argent upward pointing with a crosslet Argent attached rising from the middle; III: Or, a capital letter 'W' Sable serifed; IV: Gules, the head and shoulders of St. John the Evangelist gardant Argent, with youthful face and long hair Argent outlined Sable and with halo Or outlined Sable, issuant from an inverted crown Or outlined Sable. Surmounting all at center a roundel Argent, double-bordered in Sable, charged with St. John the Baptist's head Argent, with beard and hair Sable, semi-gardant turned toward the dexter.

    • Bureaucrat
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      1 month ago

      Making family crests was what people like the pepsi brand-eternal grifter did before pepsi

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      1 month ago

      Like the EarthSea universe thing

  • D61 [any]
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    1 month ago

    rat-salute

    That's a deep cut.