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  • merthyr1831@lemmy.ml
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    18 hours ago

    inb4 at least one of the two attacks recently was encouraged by some alphabet soup agency so the usual libs can tie Luigi to a "wave of lone wolf terrorism" to deflect from the shoddy case the feds have on him at the moment.

  • D61 [any]
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    20 hours ago

    Remember folks, if you're a juror in a trial and the judge gives you instructions that limits what you can choose for the defendent, you don't have to follow those instructions.

  • TheDrink [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    randomly attack revelers

    detonate car bomb for the most confusing reasons in history

    plan and execute highly specific assassination of rich person directly responsible for your and millions of others' problems

    these three are not the same (assuming Luigi did it which I DO NOT BELIEVE. he's a patsy any jury with a brain should see that and vote NOT GUILTY due to reasonable doubt)

    • merthyr1831@lemmy.ml
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      18 hours ago

      what's the odds that these Fort Bragg school of lone wolf terrorism graduates are more than coincidentally timed to deflect from the effects of the CEO killing and how bad the case against Luigi is going. Maybe a bit of GWOT screeching will get Americans to toe the line in the courtroom

  • SupFBI [comrade/them]
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    1 day ago

    He's seen everything get worse over the decades he has been covering this shit. The only thing that hasn't gotten worse is his net worth.

    I wonder if this fact alone informs his acceptance of the status quo. curious-marx

  • Lussy [any, hy/hym]
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    1 day ago

    Did Jon stewart really come out against Luigi? Not that I would be surprised but I also wouldn’t be surprised if he diddn’t.

    Edit: he did, damn lib

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    When we point out that both political sides are the same the liberals screech and howl.

    Yeah, we're being hyperbolic, they aren't technically the same, but they do align on a lot of issues and contribute to the same problems in their own distinct ways. Our bad. Oops.

    Then the libs do shit like this.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    1 day ago

    Who are the other two? Vegas cybertruck burner and New Orleans killer I'm guessing?

    • regul [any]
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      1 day ago

      new orleans guy on the left, vegas truck in the middle