• NPa [he/him]
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    8 days ago

    Servant of Moloch here.

    I am so disappointed in the actions of our Dark Lord Moloch. We fucking worshipped, bled and sacrificed (others) to the Prince of Darkness during the thousand year Reign of Evil. When Beelzebub invoked the Soul Contract post the return of Christ, we were there. We supported the Great Unclean One with an all out attitude. If you think we were an insignificant cell of cultists, just helping with logistics and small scale corruption, watch that movie we made about our own efforts. This was our Cleansing of the Innocent for 1k+ years. Furthermore, we've been there in every satanic slaughter of the faithful since the 90's. Every time we answered the call.

    Cut to a millenium later. The threat of use of infinite damnation against our sovereign nation, melting down our golden treasures when we try to caress them and just plain hateful rhetoric from what we believed to be one of our closest allies, the Deceiver of Man and Devourer of Souls, Moloch.

    The forces of Hell have got all they wanted, total dominion over the world of flesh, free reign to corrupt and devour the souls of humanity. If you really wanted to kill us all, all you had to do was ask. We would coordinate, support and join your efforts in wiping out the last pockets of the forces of light. But this demonic rhetoric is just pissing in the face of one of your closest allies for the past thousand years.

  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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    8 days ago

    Lmao "we're perfectly happy being servile dogs of empire, we just want the show of being asked before you do what you were always going to do"

    Pathetic

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    8 days ago

    say-the-line-bart-1 "Say the line, Bart!"

    say-the-line-bart-2 "I never thought leopards would eat my face."

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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      8 days ago

      I'm certainly hoping this debacle will snap some more people out of it, but I kinda doubt it will be very effective to that end. I'm sure people are gonna find some way to blame it all on Trump personally.

      On top of this, if the debate is "The USA wants to yank Greenland from Denmark", rather than "one colonial power is bickering with another over their slice of the pie", then I don't think that's going to lead to anything progressive.

    • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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      8 days ago

      It's funny when America's foreign bootlickers don't realize American Exceptionalism only applies to Americans. And even then, it doesn't apply to all Americans. They have no idea just how quickly the US will throw them under the bus, take their shit, and kill thousands of people just because the US knows it can.

      And chuds will start frothing at the mouth with such fanatic energy at the chance to kill non-Americans. It doesn't matter if Morocco was the first country to recognize our independence. Or if France was our first ally. Or Mexico is one of our largest trading partners. Or if occupied Koreans would risk their lives to protect iPhone factories. Or that Saudi Arabia provides the US all kinds of logistical support.

      You'll hear Americans and our politicians say the most ghoulish shit about any of the above. People say "maybe we should just nuke the entire Middle East and cut all relations with Mexico" on a regular basis with complete disregard for the consequences. Americans will shit in your fridge and expect you to thank them for the opportunity, then punch you in the mouth if you don't.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    8 days ago

    What a weak ass response to threats of annexation. Like, as much as I'd hate to fight for Canada, I'd love to fight America.

    • SupFBI [comrade/them]
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      8 days ago

      What kind of war would NATO members even be able to wage on the US? I guarantee you all of your US built "defense" technology would be disabled as soon as anything kicked off. Any such adversary would be a sitting duck.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        8 days ago

        Username checks out, and while that may be true in that America could for sure fuck us up, they also did that to Afghanistan and Iraq and Vietnamese etc without even the harder goal of full annexation. They just wanted a government that was beneficial in power which is already the case here. Afghanistan and Iraq had a lot more to lose and were less comfortable in the first place, chances are it'd be through soft power annexation happens anyway but regardless America is really bad at winning wars.

  • Florn [they/them]
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    8 days ago

    Do a majority of Americans even know that Denmark is a country?

    • NPa [he/him]
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      8 days ago

      I saw a yank on twitter threaten to destroy our dams? and flood the country? so no.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    8 days ago

    Trump undermining the carefully constructed post WWII hegemony would be so funny.

    Both the Dulles brothers screaming in hell. Kissinger making some kind of frog noise alongside them.

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    8 days ago

    awooga balcans

    also: rethoric

    like I know poking fun at a person whose first language is not english for their spelling mistakes is nerd shit but I can't help noticing it when it is in the context of bootlicking America.

  • ComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]
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    8 days ago

    Armadillo the doc-film where they did war crimes? Investigated themselves and cleared themselves of any wrongdoing.