The bits aren't particularly funny but the community reaction absolutely is
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So let me guess. Bots are going to be an ironic "bit" here for a while and it will have the same effect as if they weren't ironic, rendering them annoying for a while?
Hopefully the group gets over this one quick
We’re in the three year old phase of oh you don’t like something , now I’m going to do it all the time to annoy you hehehehe
We're gonna be stuck with bots and have a perpetual struggle session between the annoyed people and the "umadbro?" folks
Like with 3 year olds usually the attention of being annoying wanes and they move onto a new tactic. Just wish the mods would also stop being annoying 3 year olds, but oh well, life goes one.
I unironically can't fathom being annoyed at these dumb bits.
The irony is rich with you. Look at you just having a breakdown all over the thread. Thanks for the laugh I needed it with all these annoying bots.
We’re in the three year old phase of oh you don’t like something , now I’m going to do it all the time to annoy you hehehehe
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Mods need to ban you for taking AutoMod's name even for a bit, tbh.
Thank you for the request, товарищ. PeanutButter has said the G-word 2 times, using its uncensored version 2 times.
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@thethirdgracchi See above and then see this: https://hexbear.net/post/52542/comment/495029
My war crimes went down? Did I get rehabilitated?
Hmmm, thanks for the heads up. It might be paginating not enough and missing out with some older comments, I'll play around with stuff.
Anyone who's genuinely angered by a harmless shitty bit account is Terminally Online(TM) and needs to go outside.
Actual bots should stay. As far as I'm aware there is only one actual bot at the moment, the gwordcountbot. Users pretending to be bots as a bit or whatever (like the dadbot in this post) should be banned.
Nah, the gwordcountbot is a user doing a bit. Some of the responses are ridiculously high numbers that no one could have realistically achieved.
Also, let's see how long it takes to respond - @gwordcountbot @aaaaaaadjsf
@gwordcountbot @aaaaaaadjsf You gotta format it like this, but I can assure you it's not a bit
Thank you for the request, товарищ. aaaaaaadjsf has said the G-word 27 times, using its uncensored version 14 times.
I'm not convinced. That account appears to only be active in short windows, like when a user is online.
I'm literally the guy that wrote it. I have it running on a raspberry pi right now at a two minute cron job interval. The source code is here: https://pastebin.com/XcK4jPEj
Ah, got it. I didn't know there was a way to make real bots for this site yet
Yeah you gotta use websockets, it's all in the Lemmy documentation. That said, it does appear broken right now lol
EDIT: Looks like I'm getting rate limited! @aaaaaaadjsf you have so many comments you broke the bot—I'll update my comments per page.
Thank you for the request, товарищ. thethirdgracchi has said the G-word 7 times, using its uncensored version 2 times.
It's also the only actual bot lol. All the other ones, including the dadbot in this post, are people pretending to be bots as a bit or something. It's incredibly annoying lol
I refuse to believe that anyone mad about the bot bits ever set foot on the old sub.
The only good bot would be the bot that responds with the volcel police copypasta after someone says "volcel police"
I find it funny that the AMAB crowd also wants people IP banned for being annoying.
