Think black rifle, but completely mask off. Point out that black rifle and other fascist coffee roasters are using 100% Arabica coffee beans. That just won't do for good Americans. I want to offer them an alternative, at a premium of course. 100% Robusta premium coffee. I'll charge 10% more than other leading fash lifestyle coffee brands for coffee that you can buy for nearly half the price wholesale.

Because it's shit, and they deserve shit.

  • Not_irony [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Coffee is such a good grift. Like 2000x mark-up if you make the the modern-minimalistic aesthetic and brew it one cup at a time

    • wasbappin [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I always see bespoke box (cool stuff for men who aren't pussies) ads on tiktok and twitter and there was one with a coffee brewing device that looked like a minature meth lab.

      • Woly [any]
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        4 years ago

        Jesus those bespoke box / fun box things make me cringe so hard. It's like subscribing to an identity.

        • wasbappin [he/him,they/them]
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          4 years ago

          Beatnik box. We send you a curitated box of drugs once a month. This month is a 10 pre roll marijuana joints, a vial of racemic ketamine, ten strip of acid, 10 amphetamine chocolates, a spoon, some microfilter cottons, one gram of china white heroin, and one of those comical old timey syringes with the two loops.

            • wasbappin [he/him,they/them]
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              4 years ago

              Next month: 10 preroll marijuana joints but it's ditch weed and there might be a seed that explodes your face off, 2 time release seroquils but they're broken in chunks to defeat the time release, 100 tramadol pills, and a can of gold spray paint.