Haha my dude I think there's a bit of a language thing here. You do things on the beach. If you're in the beach, that would imply you're fucking the sand.
You're at the beach if that's the location you're in ("Hi, mom, I'm at the beach!") versus that being where you're doing something ("Hi mom, I'm having sex on the beach!")
Reminder that the NYPD has officers stationed all over the fucking planet
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Have you not seen Die Hard? Everyone knows NYPD cops are just like John McClane and not Paul Blart.
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Fucking what?
These have got to just be some of those cronyism handout jobs, right? Like US Ambassador to Monaco or whatever?
ahahahah fucking Santo Domingo delegation just sip mojitos and jerk off in the beach all the fucking day
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Yeah, probably they hire someone to do it for them, because of anti terrorism reasons.
In the beach
Oh, right.
Yet it wouldn't surprise me if they were public masturbators.
Haha my dude I think there's a bit of a language thing here. You do things on the beach. If you're in the beach, that would imply you're fucking the sand.
Oooh, that's it, now I get it. Thanks. I gotta remember the "sex on the beach" drink.
Yes, as opposed to a sex IN the beach, which is a much stronger drink that makes you want to fuck a dune
And you can only be AT the beach if you work as baywatcher?
You're at the beach if that's the location you're in ("Hi, mom, I'm at the beach!") versus that being where you're doing something ("Hi mom, I'm having sex on the beach!")
paired with a coors because it's fucking close to water
The things people do when horny dude, the Santo Domingo delegation is gonna have to pick some grains out in the morning
Think it's time we send a delegation to Santo Domingo if that's the case
WTF, soo like 800+ military bases wasn't enough? the NYPD thought, hey I can do imperialism too!.
hahahah what the fuck
y'all keep on surprising me with the dumbest shit. why are there goddamn new york cops in singapore lmao
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