Freudian slip. "I hope all these [slur]s will not shove it down my throat... God it is so thick... I think I'd gag."
It's not new, it's something bigots say whenever they want to overtly direct their ire towards something that isn't particularly offensive; they know if they were more open they'd be rightfully hated, so they couch their terminology to make it sound like the minority group is oppressing them.
i'm pretending
spoiler
it's actually an artillery piece, and i'm neither a dog nor a robot
I would have respected your human rights but you had to go and demand for them
Queer people who fall for this shit and engage in respectability politics and/or assimilationism make me so sad.
People will say the whole “I would support veganism if it weren’t extreme” bullshit too. No you wouldn’t, you’re just an ass who has a laughable excuse for exploiting animals
Sorry everyone, it's my fault. I called turtlepower an egg. 😔
edit: you fools! I never did such a thing!!
I get where you're coming from. I think they doth protest too much.
Pfffft like they even know what that term means.
"THESE EBIL HEXBEARS SAY THAT IM SCRAMBLED!"
That was my first thought too! It has that Lovecraftian, Dreherian horror of "They're gonna trans me!" and it's like, why is that both your firm belief and first concern lol
jokingly being called an egg is a right of passage for anyone hanging out with enough trans people.
everyone knows the actual trans prime directive means we can’t try to tell anyone they’re trans even if we suspect it. you have to figure it out yourself.
Boy I sure am glad that all the claims of transphobia was just Hexbear "saving face" because we were upset that the sane reasonable people didn't like us for being tankies.
I've had trans people try to convince me that I am trans
lmao isn't that mostly a bit where trans folks look back at their own perspective and are like "ah should have been obvious". I've seen a handful of people who used to be like this guy, then had someone say this to them, then they were like "o shit" and they've been on HRT for 3 years.
Idk maybe this guy should try on some skirts before he goes showing his ass on forums.
lowkey reads as a dysphoric reaction to me, but also I’m projecting and this nerd is probably just a bigot.
turtlepower goes where trans people exist
Trans person: "Well howdy friend! Are you trans too?"
turtlepower: "STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME TRANS!"
I don't think blahaj.zone would want me there all things considered I am a threat
trying to make the whole world trans
Fucking dumb. It's like saying anti-racists are trying to make the world a single race. No dumb ass they're trying to make the world not racist.
They're being told people should be able to choose the kind of person they want to be without having to worry about all the gendered propaganda we've been fed our entire life. Their response:
I will NOT stand for that shit.
Just because they're unhappy with what they were born with doesn't mean everyone feels that way.
Just a complete fundamental misunderstanding of everything while also being an entitled shit. I doubt they fit perfectly in to society's cubicuboctahedron role they were assigned at birth and drilled in to them every day of their life by all the people they love. Stay ignorant.
this is always such a funny tack for them to take. do they think we want "allies" as bloodless as they are? "you were mean once so i flipped" alright well i'd rather just count that as an enemy 100% of the time because they're literally worth less than garbage
so many trans people trying to make the whole world trans
Someone saw that Twitter that combines flags and took a 🏳️⚧️ +🇺🇳 flag too seriously
everyone is valid, especially you
is looking scared rn at your username 
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