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  • happybadger [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    In memory of Private Pyle

    A man known for bravery and guile

    With guns and a will

    He stormed capitol hill

    But never had run a mile

    • blobjim [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Replace last one with "But never had he run a mile" maybe?

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Depends on the enunciation of "bravery" in the second line. I pronounce it with two syllables, brave'ry, so it's an eight syllable match to the final line. If it's brave-er-y then it'd need the extra syllable.

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    A Chud was named Ashli Babbitt

    A cop and a big piece of shit

    "Leeroy Jenkins!" She cried

    As from bullets she died

    And now to us all she's a bit.

    • goldsound [he/him]
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      4 years ago
      1. The shot woman, the self-tasered man, a flash bang-induced heart attack, and a fall off the scaffolding.
      • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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        4 years ago

        how to dispel a good portion of the next chud riot apparently:

        Heart attack gun? no need. just sneak up and say "BOO!" really loud

        lmao

        • Madcat [any]
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          4 years ago

          how likely do you think it is they already had covid and it fucked with their hearts?

          • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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            4 years ago

            its a possibility but these people are also on some "I'll eat 3 animals for every animal you don't eat" piling-red-meat-into-their-faces shit and also sitting on their lazy asses watching fox all day. I can tell you, I have chud family and they are not the zenith of human health.

            • Madcat [any]
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              4 years ago

              the four horsemen of the heart attackpocalypse - covid, fox news all day, copious red meat, and a scary sound

      • No_Values [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        Is their a source on the scafollding guy dying yet? last I read on CNN he was in crtical condition

        • goldsound [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Not sure, maybe there was another one. That's the list I last saw anyway.

          • No_Values [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            Possibly, from what I've seen apart from the shot woman, there's 3 unspecfied medical emergencies(maybe including taser guy) of a woman in her 30s and two men in their 50s while the the fall guy was 24

        • Randomdog [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Actually really hope that he survives, just so his life can be ruined by the healthcare system that he voted for 🤣

    • No_Values [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Apparentley a chud accidentally tased themselves and had a heart attack

      By Thursday morning it was known four people died; one was shot by police and the other three suffered medical emergencies. One man died after he apparently struck himself with a taser.

      https://www.citynews1130.com/2021/01/07/white-privilege-capitol-hill-violence/

  • foolie [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    This guy’s wife told the news that of course he didn’t support any violence. Never mind all his posts about fighting in the streets to stop the steal.