In memory of Private Pyle
A man known for bravery and guile
With guns and a will
He stormed capitol hill
But never had run a mile
Depends on the enunciation of "bravery" in the second line. I pronounce it with two syllables, brave'ry, so it's an eight syllable match to the final line. If it's brave-er-y then it'd need the extra syllable.
A Chud was named Ashli Babbitt
A cop and a big piece of shit
"Leeroy Jenkins!" She cried
As from bullets she died
And now to us all she's a bit.
Not bad, but the meter needs work.
Josh Hawley, MI, Took the stand,
Blamed ANTIFA with votives so grand,
Dunked the mob near his home,
Just to sell his new tome,
But the Publisher made him pound sand.
Imagine how many of these comorbid motherfuckers are going to die from covid in the next month.
I've been hoping history books would go with "assclown rebellion"
- The shot woman, the self-tasered man, a flash bang-induced heart attack, and a fall off the scaffolding.
how to dispel a good portion of the next chud riot apparently:
Heart attack gun? no need. just sneak up and say "BOO!" really loud
lmao
how likely do you think it is they already had covid and it fucked with their hearts?
its a possibility but these people are also on some "I'll eat 3 animals for every animal you don't eat" piling-red-meat-into-their-faces shit and also sitting on their lazy asses watching fox all day. I can tell you, I have chud family and they are not the zenith of human health.
the four horsemen of the heart attackpocalypse - covid, fox news all day, copious red meat, and a scary sound
The entire "raid" should have been accompanied by the Benny Hill music
Is their a source on the scafollding guy dying yet? last I read on CNN he was in crtical condition
Not sure, maybe there was another one. That's the list I last saw anyway.
Possibly, from what I've seen apart from the shot woman, there's 3 unspecfied medical emergencies(maybe including taser guy) of a woman in her 30s and two men in their 50s while the the fall guy was 24
Actually really hope that he survives, just so his life can be ruined by the healthcare system that he voted for 🤣
Apparentley a chud accidentally tased themselves and had a heart attack
By Thursday morning it was known four people died; one was shot by police and the other three suffered medical emergencies. One man died after he apparently struck himself with a taser.
https://www.citynews1130.com/2021/01/07/white-privilege-capitol-hill-violence/
lmfaooooooo
i'm sorry but what a fuckin ridiculous turn of events. These are you ubermensch, chuds?! i'm dead.. 💀
In retrospect, an all meat diet didn't work out for his heart too well in the end.
Any source on him dying because he tased his own junk? I just see "heart attack" listed
This guy’s wife told the news that of course he didn’t support any violence. Never mind all his posts about fighting in the streets to stop the steal.
