I don't know what will happen but i think itll be funny to give randos a ego boost for no reason
Make it random and I can get behind it. Maybe a caveat where your account has to be older than a month and disqualify mods for fun.
has to be random. or assigned by rule of funny. like all new users get it on x day, or something.
This is a very good idea, but also it’s important that the posters themselves get no warning that this is going to occur, and hopefully no explanation, so just all of a sudden their posts are doing iron man numbers out of nowhere.
randomly distribute 'verifiied' badges among the userbase to confuse newcomers
Make it where other users can challenge a celebrity, and if they win, the celeb status gets transfered to the victor
ooooooh let's make it something mysterious that happens in the background, that nobody actually ever sees, and we're all forbidden for speaking on the particulars of. maybe it happens IRL, maybe it's a quirk of the algorithm or literally a dice roll. none of us shall be allowed to speak of it, on pain of banning and disavowment.
then you may be a celebrity for a month, lost if not defended in challenge (though not returned to its original owner)
speculation as to what these challenges might be, which I can do because I'm not one of them and literally cannot know the truth:
interpretive dance
rap battle
actual knife fight with real knives, possibly in a dramatic arena or on the roof of a tall building or something
actual knife fight with stage knives, still fought to first blood
dance off
debate
who can make the best fart noises
talent competition
iron chef
dance off where you lose points for bad steps, you lose points for inelegant steps, airsoft guns are fired at your opponent when you bust a phat rhyme, and you must fight to first blood with whatever you just cooked.
how many friends you have on myspace (possibly ageist)
RNG
Would be funny if instead of getting Thee Emoji of Authority, they got a PM stating that for one week, not posting in the voice of a randomly-chosen public figure will constitute a bannable offense.