I thought it was some kinda sick joke
:deeper-sadness: please help I am literally instantly falling in love with anyone who speaks to me oh god
it's his best advice. most of the rest of it is nonsense
I feel you. No matter how much of a joker I am I'm still empty inside :sadness: .
huh? no it was a bit. All of us are volcels. The horny posting is a psyop to see who is breaking their vows.
STOP WHERE YOU ARE! VOLCEL POLICE!
Why would you break your volcel pledge? How dare you?
VOLCEL POLICE, ARREST THIS MAN HE TALKS IN MATHS HE BUZZES LIKE A FRIDGE :volcel-police:
wait wait wait wife? as in married? like the whole shebang grown up thing?
wow wild, I was not aware people were like actual adult adults here
Only have sex the way god intended it (in the dark, under the sheets, and with 3-5 of your best bros).
