• VapeNoir [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Mayor's Journal. March 27th, 2019.: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are exteded gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and my husband will look up from a pool of blood and shout "save me!" And I'll look down, and whisper "no."

  • VolcelPolice [any]
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    4 years ago

    Bit worrying when Pete declares anyone's "life is now complete"

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    • RNAi [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Erm, do gay guys imagine their husbands horribly killed frequently?

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        • bewts [he/him,comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          I kinda think its a lib optics thing... If my gay friend doesn't act super flamboyant how will everyone know he's my gay friend?

  • Hog [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Is "laundry" code for slaughtering dogs?

  • Girtsquirt [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I hate it when I expect to see my husband in a pool of blood only to see them with a new crush.

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Someone followed Chasten in twitter, so he screamed of happiness I think, but when Pete heard that scream his first thought was Chasten in a pool of blood.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        4 years ago

        "My relief transformed into despair, when I realized that my husband was still alive."

          • gayhobbes [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            He's the theatre nerd who did a big musical apologia for Alexander Hamilton, protofascist.

            • RNAi [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              Oh, I don't know about that, but heard that even the libs disliked it because is too-lib.

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                Nah credit where credit is due, it's a pretty nice musical. It's just suffers from the same fate Harry Potter suffers from.

                What HP is to libs is what Hamilton is to bougie libs

                • societyoftherektacle [none/use name]
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                  4 years ago

                  no, it's a dogshit musical full of ytpipo catnip: showtunes and horrible backpack rap, all done by actors who are trained for broadway musicals so they have no flow whatsoever

                  • Samsara [he/him,he/him]
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                    4 years ago

                    Ehh agree to disagree I suppose. I'm a huge theater nerd and really enjoyed listening to the music.

                    Either that or I'm a lib 😨

      • CoralMarks [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Hope it was a good follow, scaring lil petey like that, think about his lil heart. smh

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    4 years ago

    this tweet was an act of homophobic violence against me, since i now want to turn in my gay card

  • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I read "chas10" as "chapos" and thought that Buttchug was finally acknowledging us